The Sound of Music (OVCA adaptation)

Alexandra
Alexandra Member Posts: 1,308
edited September 2013 in Ovarian Cancer #1


Life was all roses and ponies and kittens...
Then cancer struck and my fate has been written

Blood tests, Taxol bags and vaginal slings
These are a few of my “favorite” things

Prominent lymph nodes and palpable lesions

Morphine, steroids and oozing incisions

Wigs, hats and scarves decorated with bling
These are a few of my "favorite" things 

 

Endless fatigue, chemo brain and hot flashes
Drawing eyebrows and gluing eyelashes
Remission in winter, recurrence in spring
These are a few of my "favorite" things

 

Nausea, ascites and bowel adhesions
Letting insurance make my decisions

Wondering all night what tomorrow will bring
These are a few of my "favorite" things

 

When CT sucks
When IV stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I keep hoping for N.E.D.



Comments

  • scatsm
    scatsm Member Posts: 296 Member
    You said it, Alexandra,

    or should I say, you sang it!!

    One of my favorite things has become this board...it's where I come to laugh! Alexandra, you are too funny.

    Susan 

  • poopergirl14052
    poopergirl14052 Member Posts: 1,183 Member
    scatsm said:

    You said it, Alexandra,

    or should I say, you sang it!!

    One of my favorite things has become this board...it's where I come to laugh! Alexandra, you are too funny.

    Susan 

    You said it girl

    The things that are our "favorite things" 

  • Rosamond M
    Rosamond M Member Posts: 86 Member
    Sound of Music

    So clever, so relevant and so true,

    Dear Alexandra what would we do

    Without YOU!!

    Rose.

  • JessicaWoodson
    JessicaWoodson Member Posts: 6
    Nice poem :-)

    Nice poem :-)

  • lovesanimals
    lovesanimals Member Posts: 1,366 Member

    Nice poem :-)

    Nice poem :-)

    Ha-ha!

    I love this!  Very cleverly written "lyrics" and funny too. 

    Kelly

  • JoWin615
    JoWin615 Member Posts: 150 Member
    Funny! (And so true)

    So let's go on to the next song:

    "The hills are alive with the sound of chemo"

    (Take it -- anyone!)

  • Hearty Pioneer
    Hearty Pioneer Member Posts: 158
    Very Creative

    Love the song!!

  • 2timothy1 7
    2timothy1 7 Member Posts: 345
    Favorite things

    Very clever and soo true!

  • Glad to be done
    Glad to be done Member Posts: 569

    Favorite things

    Very clever and soo true!

    Alexandra you crack me up...?

    Alexandra you crack me up...?  Thanks for always keeping us laughing

  • childofthestars
    childofthestars Member Posts: 251 Member
    Alexandra

    You are SOOOOOOO funny - my daughter and I just read this and laughed and maybe queefed too - looooooool!!!

    Mxxxx