♥ ♣ Another Funny Blonde Joke - HA HA ♣ ♥

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited July 2013 in Breast Cancer #1
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
'Impossible!' says the doctor.
'Show me.'
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and Screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
'I thought so,' the doctor said. '
Your finger is broken.

 

 Susie 

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  • Nana Sue
    Nana Sue Member Posts: 55
    #2
    This one is hilarious!  I

    This one is hilarious!  I love your jokes Susie!

  • coco2008
    coco2008 Member Posts: 418
    #3
    Nana Sue said:

    This one is hilarious!  I

    This one is hilarious!  I love your jokes Susie!

    That is a good one.  Soooo

    That is a good one.  Soooo funny.

  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #4
    coco2008 said:

    That is a good one.  Soooo

    That is a good one.  Soooo funny.

    Ha Ha Ha Ha

    I love blonde jokes and this is a really good one!

    Sue

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  • Cheryl S
    Cheryl S Member Posts: 82
    #5
    Ritzy said:

    Ha Ha Ha Ha

    I love blonde jokes and this is a really good one!

    Sue

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    Funny! 

    Funny! 

  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #6
    Cheryl S said:

    Funny! 

    Funny! 

    Love it!!!!!!

    Love it!!!!!!

  • Candi Cane
    Candi Cane Member Posts: 159
    #7
    Megan M said:

    Love it!!!!!!

    Love it!!!!!!

    I am laughing and emailing to

    I am laughing and emailing to my blonde gf's. 

    Thanks, Candi

  • Kobias
    Kobias Member Posts: 115
    #8
    Candi Cane said:

    I am laughing and emailing to

    I am laughing and emailing to my blonde gf's. 

    Thanks, Candi

    Thanks for this one

    "your finger is broken"  hehe

  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #9
    Kobias said:

    Thanks for this one

    "your finger is broken"  hehe

    ROFLMAO

    Blonde jokes are the best!  Thanks!

    Leeza

  • andi44
    andi44 Member Posts: 196 Member
    #10
    blonde joke - coming from a blonde...

    Q) How do you confuse a blonde?

    A)  Give her an M & M bag and tell her to alphabetize them...

    Andi :)~

  • Lynne P
    Lynne P Member Posts: 165
    #11
    andi44 said:

    blonde joke - coming from a blonde...

    Q) How do you confuse a blonde?

    A)  Give her an M & M bag and tell her to alphabetize them...

    Andi :)~

    LOL @ Susie and Andi!  Thanks

    LOL @ Susie and Andi!  Thanks girls!

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #12
    Lynne P said:

    LOL @ Susie and Andi!  Thanks

    LOL @ Susie and Andi!  Thanks girls!

    Funny .....

    Thank you,  Susie ..    KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

  • Nana Sue
    Nana Sue Member Posts: 55
    #13
    VickiSam said:

    Funny .....

    Thank you,  Susie ..    KEEP THE JOKES COMING.

    Love yours too Andi! 

    Love yours too Andi! 

  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member
    #14
    Nana Sue said:

    Love yours too Andi! 

    Love yours too Andi! 

    :)

    Yes, please keep the jokes coming like Vicki Sam wrote! 

  • Carlee
    Carlee Member Posts: 98
    #15
    Noel said:

    :)

    Yes, please keep the jokes coming like Vicki Sam wrote! 

    I love jokes, so, thank you!

    I love jokes, so, thank you!

  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #16
    Carlee said:

    I love jokes, so, thank you!

    I love jokes, so, thank you!

    Laughing at this one too!

    Where do you get these?  Love them Susie and Love you!

    Lex

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #17
    Alexis F said:

    Laughing at this one too!

    Where do you get these?  Love them Susie and Love you!

    Lex

    Gotta love a blonde joke! 

    Gotta love a blonde joke!  Laughing

  • JJDS
    JJDS Member Posts: 258
    #18
    Kylez said:

    Gotta love a blonde joke! 

    Gotta love a blonde joke!  Laughing

    Laughing again at your

    Laughing again at your jokes!  Good way to start my day!

  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #19
    JJDS said:

    Laughing again at your

    Laughing again at your jokes!  Good way to start my day!

    I have highlights, so, I

    I have highlights, so, I appreciate these blonde jokes!  LOL

  • JJDS
    JJDS Member Posts: 258
    #20
    Angie2U said:

    I have highlights, so, I

    I have highlights, so, I appreciate these blonde jokes!  LOL

    Me too Angie2u, so, I guess

    Me too Angie2u, so, I guess we can relate to the blonde jokes better?  Laughing

  • Carlee
    Carlee Member Posts: 98
    #21
    JJDS said:

    Me too Angie2u, so, I guess

    Me too Angie2u, so, I guess we can relate to the blonde jokes better?  Laughing

    I'm with you two then! LOL

    I'm with you two then! LOL

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