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susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
in Breast Cancer #1

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool... After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

 ♥Love, Susie ♥

 

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  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #2
    HA HA

    HA HA HA HA HA HA!  Too funny!

    Thanks Susie!

  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    #3
    Excellent!

    Love it!

     

    Doris

  • lintx
    lintx Member Posts: 697
    #4
    Hey Susie

    Gotta love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Linda

  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #5
    SIROD said:

    Excellent!

    Love it!

     

    Doris

    That's funny! 

    That's funny! 

  • Sun Whitey
    Sun Whitey Member Posts: 36
    #6
    much needed this morning!!!  

    much needed this morning!!!  Cool

  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #7
    lintx said:

    Hey Susie

    Gotta love ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Linda

    Arthritis!

    LOL!  You are a breathe of fresh air Susie!  Thanks!

  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #8
    Sun Whitey said:

    much needed this morning!!!  

    much needed this morning!!!  Cool

    ☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻☺☻

    Thanks for the big laugh Susie!  I need to send this one on to several friends!

     

    ♥ Hugs, Kristin ♥

  • BlownAway60
    BlownAway60 Member Posts: 851
    #9
    Susie, I got one for you.A

    Susie, I got one for you.

    A wife was helping her husband set up his first computer. When it came to the point where he needed to enter a password, she told him to enter something that he could remember. He got a devilish grim on his face and typed in 'PENIS". His wife burst out laughing when the computer came back with the response " Too short, Access denied!!!!"

     

    Hugs

    Donna

  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #10
    Alexis F said:

    Arthritis!

    LOL!  You are a breathe of fresh air Susie!  Thanks!

    This is hilarious!  Thank

    This is hilarious!  Thank you!

  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #11
    BlownAway60 said:

    Susie, I got one for you.A

    Susie, I got one for you.

    A wife was helping her husband set up his first computer. When it came to the point where he needed to enter a password, she told him to enter something that he could remember. He got a devilish grim on his face and typed in 'PENIS". His wife burst out laughing when the computer came back with the response " Too short, Access denied!!!!"

     

    Hugs

    Donna

    Donna!

    I am laughing so hard at your joke!  Thanks to you too!

  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #12
    Angie2U said:

    Donna!

    I am laughing so hard at your joke!  Thanks to you too!

    Love jokes!

    Susie and Donna, thank you for the laughs!

  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #13
    BlownAway60 said:

    Susie, I got one for you.A

    Susie, I got one for you.

    A wife was helping her husband set up his first computer. When it came to the point where he needed to enter a password, she told him to enter something that he could remember. He got a devilish grim on his face and typed in 'PENIS". His wife burst out laughing when the computer came back with the response " Too short, Access denied!!!!"

     

    Hugs

    Donna

    Too short! Access denied!

    Donna!  I am ROFLMAO at your joke!  I've got to keep it and send it out!  Thank you for it!

    I just love you!

  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #14
    susie09 said:

    Too short! Access denied!

    Donna!  I am ROFLMAO at your joke!  I've got to keep it and send it out!  Thank you for it!

    I just love you!

    I am shocked!

    You got to type in the word PENIS Donna and it wasn't censored!  lol  A good joke, a very good joke!

    Sue :)

  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #15
    Ritzy said:

    I am shocked!

    You got to type in the word PENIS Donna and it wasn't censored!  lol  A good joke, a very good joke!

    Sue :)

    My hubby and I are both

    My hubby and I are both laughing!  Laughing

  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #16
    Ritzy said:

    I am shocked!

    You got to type in the word PENIS Donna and it wasn't censored!  lol  A good joke, a very good joke!

    Sue :)

    Uh Oh!  You typed it too

    Uh Oh!  You typed it too Ritzy!  LMAO

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #17
    Angie2U said:

    Uh Oh!  You typed it too

    Uh Oh!  You typed it too Ritzy!  LMAO

    FUNNY ...

    Thanks for the good laugh!

  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #18
    VickiSam said:

    FUNNY ...

    Thanks for the good laugh!

    I love your jokes Susie! 

    I love your jokes Susie!  Thank you!

    Leeza

  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #19
    jnl said:

    I love your jokes Susie! 

    I love your jokes Susie!  Thank you!

    Leeza

    That's a really good one

    That's a really good one Donna!  Love humor!

  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #20
    Kristin N said:

    That's a really good one

    That's a really good one Donna!  Love humor!

    Both are funny!  Can't wait

    Both are funny!  Can't wait to show my hubby these! 

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