A HA HA For You - Two Ladies Talking in Heaven - Are you Laughing?

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

 

1st woman:    Hi, Wanda!



2nd woman:   Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?



1st woman:    I froze to death.



2nd woman:   How horrible!



1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a       peaceful death.  What about you?



2nd woman:   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.



1st woman:    So, what happened?



2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.



1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive...


PRICELESS

Comments

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #2
    HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    Thank you ... Susie --  I enjoyed this while sipping on coffee this morning Tongue Out  Still smiling!

     

     

    Vicki Sam

  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #3
    VickiSam said:

    HILARIOUS!!!!!!

    Thank you ... Susie --  I enjoyed this while sipping on coffee this morning Tongue Out  Still smiling!

     

     

    Vicki Sam

    YES!

    I am laughing!  Thanks Susie!Laughing

     

     

  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    #4
    Thank you

    A good one.

    Thanks, I needed a good laugh.  Smile

     

    Doris

  • AMomNETN
    AMomNETN Member Posts: 242
    #5
    Funny

    That is so funny!!! Thanks for sharing.

  • Margeaux
    Margeaux Member Posts: 84
    #6
    Funny

    Still laughing, will tell this to my friends at our next coffee.

    Margeaux

  • LoveBabyJesus
    LoveBabyJesus Member Posts: 1,679 Member
    #7
    LOL!!!!

    This is too funny!!!!!! Thank you, I needed a laugh tonight. :)

  • Megan M
    Megan M Member Posts: 3,000
    #8
    AMomNETN said:

    Funny

    That is so funny!!! Thanks for sharing.

    Hilarious!

    Thank you! 

  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #9
    Sooo funny that I bet you can

    Sooo funny that I bet you can hear me laughing through cyberspace!!!Laughing  Thanks, I needed that!

  • Pink Rose
    Pink Rose Member Posts: 493
    #10
    LoveBabyJesus said:

    LOL!!!!

    This is too funny!!!!!! Thank you, I needed a laugh tonight. :)

    Can't stop laughing

    I can't stop laughing at this!  Thank you! 

     

  • Kristin N
    Kristin N Member Posts: 1,968 Member
    #11
    CypressCynthia said:

    Sooo funny that I bet you can

    Sooo funny that I bet you can hear me laughing through cyberspace!!!Laughing  Thanks, I needed that!

    I just saw this post and I

    I just saw this post and I did a full belly laugh!  Laughing

    Thanks!

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