OK, I need to lighten the mood.

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  • Hanno
    Hanno Member Posts: 45
    #22
    I love this thread. That is
    I love this thread. That is all.
  • Eliezer2
    Eliezer2 Member Posts: 85
    #23
    See yours, and raise you one
    Max would like to convince his wife of many years to participate in "relations" with him more often. So he connives with his MD friend to tell his wife that Max has a rare condition and the only thing that can save him is if she has "relations" with him twice a day. Because otherwise he will die. So Max brings in the Missus, she enters the MD's office and he tells her the tale, about how her husband has this rare condition and only she can help, for without having relations twice a day he will die. Max is outside grinning and happy. The wife comes out, and Max asks, so what did the doc say? She answers, "He says you are going to die."
  • Texas_wedge
    Texas_wedge Member Posts: 2,798
    #24
    Eliezer2 said:

    See yours, and raise you one
    Max would like to convince his wife of many years to participate in "relations" with him more often. So he connives with his MD friend to tell his wife that Max has a rare condition and the only thing that can save him is if she has "relations" with him twice a day. Because otherwise he will die. So Max brings in the Missus, she enters the MD's office and he tells her the tale, about how her husband has this rare condition and only she can help, for without having relations twice a day he will die. Max is outside grinning and happy. The wife comes out, and Max asks, so what did the doc say? She answers, "He says you are going to die."

    Rise and fall
    Thought that was apocryphal but, told with such conviction, I fear it's autobiographical!

    No genre of humour to compare with it, is there?!

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