OT - Princess and Frog

I ran across this gem and thought to share it:

The real story of the frog and the princess.

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, "I was once a happy prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy for doing it."

That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she laughed to herself and thought, "I don't f***king think so!"