♥ Merry Christmas and NOE-LOL

Happy Holidays everyone !

Some funny stuff:
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The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C.
This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
~Jay Leno


The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
~Johnny Carson


Three phrases that sum up Christmas are:
Peace on Earth, Goodwill to Men, and Batteries not Included.
~Author Unknown


I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
~Bernard Manning


Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year
when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a
parking space at the mall. We traditionally do this in my family by driving around the parking
lot until we see a shopper emerge from the mall, then we follow her, in very much the same spirit
as the Three Wise Men, who 2,000 years ago followed a star, week after week, until it led
them to a parking space.
~Dave Barry


Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
~Dennis Miller

And now with a little more meaning:
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And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow,
stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so?
It came without ribbons. It came without tags.
It came without packages, boxes or bags.
And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before.
What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store.
What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.
~Dr Seuss



Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
~Oren Arnold


Hugs and positive thoughts,

Jim
DX: DLBL 4/2011, Chemo completed 10/2011, currently in remission.
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