Cruelty to animals

Greend
Greend Member Posts: 678
in Head and Neck Cancer #1
@ to BP to help the gas shortage.

Well the time came for my first normal BM in over a year and I proudly sat my butt on the throne, a smile on my face looking forward to my greatest achievement.

Now I need to digress a bit. I must sat that I have the most wonderful cat ever. He is solid black and actually acts like a dog meaning he usually obeys. This cat sleeps on my chest every night and is just great. Well when I'm on the throne Rufus (the cat) likes to get on the other side of the door and stick his paws under the door because I have a small piece if string I hang on the inside door hansle that he likes to play with while I do my business. His paws come under and I drag the string over them and he goes ballistic trying to catch it Its entertaining to me to see two paws simply swatting and reaching under the door.

Well you see what's about to happen. When I finally released my vast reserve of energy my wife (who was in the other room) told me Rufus jumped straight up, started running and fled elsewhere in the house with his hair standing straight up. It was two days before he came out of hiding.

I have reduced the above mentioned items from my menu and Rufus and I are back to being friends.

Comments

  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member
    #2
    LOL
    Dang, and just when he thought the coast was clear.....

    Best to you and your new found bowels, LOL....

    JG
  • robertjuy
    robertjuy Member Posts: 45
    #3
    aplause!
    Thank you for that story made me chuckle at work.
  • jim and i
    jim and i Member Posts: 1,788 Member
    #4
    Thanks
    Jim and I needed the laugh. We laughed for quite awhile.
  • pattyanny
    pattyanny Member Posts: 544
    #5
    LMBO!
    I have tears in my eyes - from laughing Greend! (Thought I would make that clear!)
    Thanks for the laugh, and congrats on a job well done! Hee hee!
    Love & Prayers, Patty
  • luv2cut1
    luv2cut1 Member Posts: 288
    #6
    Too Funny!
    Thanks for the laugh.

    BTW we have a barn cat that acts more like a dog as well - comes when called, follows me around, etc. Problem is, I am allergic, so I have to wear a glove to pet him and he cannot come in the house. :(. He still gets a lot of attention, though and plenty of food (we don't make him survive on mice, so we still have plenty in the barn lol). He gets to come in the heated garage whenever he wants and he loves to torture our dog Shelby.

    Myka
  • osmotar
    osmotar Member Posts: 1,006
    #7
    Pepe Le PEW
    I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read this it would have come back thru my nose.

    What a wonderful laugh for the afternoon.

    Thanks for sharing and sure glad this site doesn't have a 4D feature like some of the movie theaters :p)

    Linda
  • fisrpotpe
    fisrpotpe Member Posts: 1,349 Member
    #8
    What
    The aroma that one enjoys the other may not.

    That was fun to read. So glad to hear you and Rufus are friends again.

    johnvg
  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #9
    :+})

    Great job on the throne, I don’t think you will have any problems with the Rufus hanging around the bathroom door again.

    Thanks I needed the laugh
    Hondo
  • Glenna M
    Glenna M Member Posts: 1,576
    #10
    Thank you for the wonderful....
    Thank you for the wonderful story and starting my day with a laugh!!

    Happy to hear Rufus has forgiven you and is once again your friend.

    Glenna

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