To Cancer,

Cancer, It's unfortunate for you that I have had enough of you. I allowed you ruin my weekend and make me feel hopeless and scared but I have too many better things to do. You see, I have three children that are a lot more fun to hang out with and they depend on me to be the strong one, the funny one and the one that knows when to say now lets get something done. I also have horses that think that I am the only one worth spending their time with, not to mention one of them is sick and will only allow me to give him the shot he needs. As if that wasn't enough, I have a very special girlfriend that I treasure that wants me to come ride at her house today but before I do that, I have a husband that loves my apple crisp so he will have one before I venture out. So you see, I just can't have you stopping in unexpected and ruining my attitude and wasting my time on the sadness you try to impose on me. Maybe you should take a vacation, get all of the other cancers together and go some where warm. I hear the sun is quite balmy this time of year, if that's not warm enough you could go straight to hell.