have you pooped anywhere unusual ? its time for some poop stories.

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  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #22
    House
    Yeah know that most of us have pooped in our house, but one time I was in the family room and had to run to the bathroom and couldn't hold it and pooped all the way down the hallway, on the bathroom floor, toilet and then sat on it (poop on the toilet seat). Was crying the whole way. My wonderful husband cleaned up most of it. Yuck, even I'd have trouble with cleaning up all that poop. Have so many situations, I'm trying to think of them all :(

    Kim
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #23
    pete43lost_at_sea said:

    this is your crc life
    Hi Janie,
    Some posts are heavy and some funny, humiliation humbug, taking myself to seriously ain't me anymore.
    I love the stories and the smiles, telling our most embarrassing tales is good for our souls.
    Hugs to all the poopers.
    Love,
    Pete
    Ps as my 5 year old just says "see you later alligator don't forget the toilet paper"

    Funny
    Aren't kids awesome. Love the saying "see you later alligator don't forget the toilet paper". It kind of rhymes :)

    Kim
  • merrysmom
    merrysmom Member Posts: 51
    #24
    new here and more poop
    all of these stories are amusing and sad at the same time. i must admit it really made me laugh. i thought i was the only one tied to the toilet. i pretty much camp out in the bathroom. i do have a bag story for you. when i first got the bag i found it painful and burned a lot. i found that i could only lay on my side in bed and that was very frustrating because i am a stomach person. my doc put me on a high dose of vicodin and i am on high doses of seizure meds also and then i added benedryl to the mix. i was hoping to sleep well that night. well i slept better than i ever expected to. i woke up surrounded by my boston terriers and labs and i was on my stomach and soaked. i obviously layed on my stomach and the bag burst and needless to say i was soaked, my bed was soaked and i was really glad my husband had left for work. what a mess. i must admit i slept well and was pretty darn happy that whole day. mainly i am so glad for this site. i am learning to appreciate the small things and be happy with something every day. i am grateful for all of you and your stories. you are all in my prayers. barb
  • toyfox
    toyfox Member Posts: 158 Member
    #25
    poop
    During church services I had a upset stomach so decided to go home. My husband would catch a ride home with a friend. I could have stopped at a restroom before going home but thought I could wait until then....big mistake. I could not hold it, I went in the car church clothes and all. Don't know if any neighbors saw and wondered why I rushed into the house. My husband is the one with cancer, but it has not happened to him yet.
    Linda
  • VickiCO
    VickiCO Member Posts: 917
    #26
    Grocery store...
    Before my ostomy surgery, I was in the grocery store when I knew I was in trouble.I grabbed my purse, left the cart outside the bathroom door and rushed in. There was a lady in there, and I just said "I am so sorry for what is about to happen..." as I hit the stall. I had my outer pants off, but my underwear and shirt were toast. She kept asking if she could do anything and I said "short of a shirt and panties, no" She left and came back with a new man's t-shirt and a package of Depends. I was crying and apologizing and using the cancer words, etc., but she was unfazed. She helped me out to my car, gave me a hug and said 'Wait right here a minute". I thought she wanted to be paid for the stuff she bought me,but no - out she came with my groceries! She would accept no money, just said to pass it on someday. I never saw her before, and I've never seen her since. I was so overwhelmed I didn't even get her name.

    The moral here? There are truly angels watching over us. And now at least the ostomy is good for covering those urgent moments!

    Hugs, Vicki
  • lisa42
    lisa42 Member Posts: 3,625 Member
    #27
    VickiCO said:

    Grocery store...
    Before my ostomy surgery, I was in the grocery store when I knew I was in trouble.I grabbed my purse, left the cart outside the bathroom door and rushed in. There was a lady in there, and I just said "I am so sorry for what is about to happen..." as I hit the stall. I had my outer pants off, but my underwear and shirt were toast. She kept asking if she could do anything and I said "short of a shirt and panties, no" She left and came back with a new man's t-shirt and a package of Depends. I was crying and apologizing and using the cancer words, etc., but she was unfazed. She helped me out to my car, gave me a hug and said 'Wait right here a minute". I thought she wanted to be paid for the stuff she bought me,but no - out she came with my groceries! She would accept no money, just said to pass it on someday. I never saw her before, and I've never seen her since. I was so overwhelmed I didn't even get her name.

    The moral here? There are truly angels watching over us. And now at least the ostomy is good for covering those urgent moments!

    Hugs, Vicki

    Vicki
    Lol, Vicki, but sweet story. Good to see you posting here on the board again- I think it's been a while, hasn't it?

    See you around!

    Lisa
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #28
    lisa42 said:

    Vicki
    Lol, Vicki, but sweet story. Good to see you posting here on the board again- I think it's been a while, hasn't it?

    See you around!

    Lisa

    thanks vicki, kim, barb, linda and lisa
    well, well, well girls amazing tales,

    we got the crc, these stories I guess come with territory. we all seem to have enough humour to cope, which is good.

    another day, another story, just think for second how many poop stories happen everyday with our dam cancer.

    hugs,
    pete

    ps thats all as my daughter just said "post it and finish it" and now we can play go fish
  • Kenny H.
    Kenny H. Member Posts: 502 Member
    #29
    pete43lost_at_sea said:

    thanks vicki, kim, barb, linda and lisa
    well, well, well girls amazing tales,

    we got the crc, these stories I guess come with territory. we all seem to have enough humour to cope, which is good.

    another day, another story, just think for second how many poop stories happen everyday with our dam cancer.

    hugs,
    pete

    ps thats all as my daughter just said "post it and finish it" and now we can play go fish

    Great thread Pete. lmao.

    Great thread Pete. lmao.
  • PamPam2
    PamPam2 Member Posts: 370 Member
    #30
    Blooming Onion
    This was it seems oh so long ago, 7 years in fact. I had just been out of the hospital maybe a week or so. Had an emergency colostomy done as I was totally obstructed from the tumor. Well, even though the cancer was still in there, I just felt so darn good, I could now eat without excruciating pain. I was still getting used the the colostomy and had never been on this site nor even talked with anyone else who had one. Decided to go to the stern wheeler festival , which was about an hour and a half away with a couple friends. Hot weather. Walked around a bit, rested when I needed it, saw a blooming onion stand and just had to have one, well you got it between the sweating and the almost instant effects of that blooming onion, my appliance started loosing it's seal. And of course, being so inexperienced, I had brought no extra supplies. I was stuffing TP from a restroom all around it trying to block the gaps and the odor was so bad, really didn't want to make everyone leave, we were waiting on time for the bands to start. I went to the ambulance they had set up for first aid and asked if they had some tape. Of course they did, but they all wanted to see it, and they helped me put tape all round and round to seal it off, and were amazed I was out at the festival so soon after surgery, I don't think any of those young EMT's that were there had ever seen an ostomy, they ALL wanted to take a look. I learned a lesson that day, always have extra supplies on hand, and I haven't been able to eat a blooming onion since.
    Pam
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #31
    Kenny H. said:

    Great thread Pete. lmao.

    Great thread Pete. lmao.

    love the fish
    thanks kenny,

    only as good as the characters and spirit in our large crc group.

    lots of experience or should we say experiences and then chuckle.

    hugs,
    pete
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #32
    PamPam2 said:

    Blooming Onion
    This was it seems oh so long ago, 7 years in fact. I had just been out of the hospital maybe a week or so. Had an emergency colostomy done as I was totally obstructed from the tumor. Well, even though the cancer was still in there, I just felt so darn good, I could now eat without excruciating pain. I was still getting used the the colostomy and had never been on this site nor even talked with anyone else who had one. Decided to go to the stern wheeler festival , which was about an hour and a half away with a couple friends. Hot weather. Walked around a bit, rested when I needed it, saw a blooming onion stand and just had to have one, well you got it between the sweating and the almost instant effects of that blooming onion, my appliance started loosing it's seal. And of course, being so inexperienced, I had brought no extra supplies. I was stuffing TP from a restroom all around it trying to block the gaps and the odor was so bad, really didn't want to make everyone leave, we were waiting on time for the bands to start. I went to the ambulance they had set up for first aid and asked if they had some tape. Of course they did, but they all wanted to see it, and they helped me put tape all round and round to seal it off, and were amazed I was out at the festival so soon after surgery, I don't think any of those young EMT's that were there had ever seen an ostomy, they ALL wanted to take a look. I learned a lesson that day, always have extra supplies on hand, and I haven't been able to eat a blooming onion since.
    Pam

    blooming onions sound nice but what an outing
    dear pam,

    glad the emt had tape, great thinking.

    hugs,

    pete
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #33
    daBeachBum said:

    Craps at the casino
    I wish I could say that I was playing craps...

    My first overnight trip after I got out of the hospital was to a casino in Atlantic City. I was still on stool softeners and laxatives at that point.

    I had been gambling and had a couple of Irish coffees down at the casino and felt a few faint rumblings. Rather than use the bathrooms on the casino floor, I decided to head back to my room.

    We were staying at the Water Club which is a beautiful hotel attached to the Borgata, but a few minute walk from the gambling floor. As I made the walk, I started to realize that I may not have made the best decision. I was confident I would make it though...

    I hustled to the elevator and was relieved it came quickly and was empty. Just as the doors were closing someone put a hand in to reopen them. About ten people then came on. I was gritting my teeth and clenching my cheeks as I watched them push seven different buttons below my floor! The people sharing that eight square feet had no idea of the peril they were in. That may have been the longest two minutes of my life.

    Mercifully, the doors finally opened on my floor and I started waddling up the hall to my room. I was going to make it! As I put the key card in the door things let loose and I crapped my pants but good.

    Luckily I had a plastic bag and a newspaper and bundled up my drawers and took a shower. Afterwards I headed back downstairs to donate more money and nonchalantly dropped the bag into a casino trash can.

    hey da beach
    its the last 10 steps or fiddling with the keys that get me.

    love the story and play on words. yes peril in that lift.

    sounds like the casino got some money from you but that they got more than they bargained for.

    hugs,

    pete
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #34
    Annabelle41415 said:

    Stories
    Some of these stories are so funny, but humiliating at the same time. We were in church and I was having a particularly bad day. Heading for the bathroom, didnt think that I was going to make it. Opened the door to the bathroom and opened the stall and pulling my pants down couldn't happen fast enough. Couldn't even sit down and pooped on the bathroom floor. It was so embarassing.

    Kim

    oh kim you almost made it
    i would count that as a near miss, as you made it into the bathroom.

    i guess our god knows what we are going through.

    hugs,

    pete
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #35
    just4Brooks said:

    my pooping
    I’ve pooped on the side of the road on I-5. Pooped in or kitchen trashcan after I ran across the room jumping over a chair, knocking my little boy down, trying to make it to the ONLY bathroom that “NOBODY but me” can use. YA RIGHT. My wife was in it and it was coming out so I grabbed the nearest thing and it was our kitchen trash can. Pooped in my hand once or twice. Anybody want to shake hands? LOL. Pooped while on a hike to Golden & Silver falls here in Oregon. It wasn’t too bad but not much to wipe with and not being an outdoor person I’m lucky I didn’t get poison oak on my pooper. I could go on and on but just talking about it makes me want to go.

    ok brooks you win, the hand poo takes the cake, you genieass
    lets call it the baseball technique.

    WARNINGS not recommended for small hands or large stools.

    we can combine the hand poo and the surong technique to have a solution.

    advanced hand technique would use a plastic bag that could be reversed after
    poop completed, then the wipes in the bag.

    brooks i owe you, the baseball technique, your a geniass.

    hugs,
    pete
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
    #36
    PamPam2 said:

    Blooming Onion
    This was it seems oh so long ago, 7 years in fact. I had just been out of the hospital maybe a week or so. Had an emergency colostomy done as I was totally obstructed from the tumor. Well, even though the cancer was still in there, I just felt so darn good, I could now eat without excruciating pain. I was still getting used the the colostomy and had never been on this site nor even talked with anyone else who had one. Decided to go to the stern wheeler festival , which was about an hour and a half away with a couple friends. Hot weather. Walked around a bit, rested when I needed it, saw a blooming onion stand and just had to have one, well you got it between the sweating and the almost instant effects of that blooming onion, my appliance started loosing it's seal. And of course, being so inexperienced, I had brought no extra supplies. I was stuffing TP from a restroom all around it trying to block the gaps and the odor was so bad, really didn't want to make everyone leave, we were waiting on time for the bands to start. I went to the ambulance they had set up for first aid and asked if they had some tape. Of course they did, but they all wanted to see it, and they helped me put tape all round and round to seal it off, and were amazed I was out at the festival so soon after surgery, I don't think any of those young EMT's that were there had ever seen an ostomy, they ALL wanted to take a look. I learned a lesson that day, always have extra supplies on hand, and I haven't been able to eat a blooming onion since.
    Pam

    Yup been there
    Sorry you had this problem but can understand. I've lost my seal before and it's not a pretty site. You had good insticts. Glad you got something done. Great story.

    Kim
  • dorookie
    dorookie Member Posts: 1,731 Member
    #37
    BUMP
    Come on there has got to be many more stories out there, dont be shy, step right up and share...We are all family here...and your not alone in these stories as you can see....I have really enjoyed this thread and hope it continues...

    LMAO

    HUGS
    Beth
  • pete43lost_at_sea
    pete43lost_at_sea Member Posts: 3,900 Member
    #38
    dorookie said:

    BUMP
    Come on there has got to be many more stories out there, dont be shy, step right up and share...We are all family here...and your not alone in these stories as you can see....I have really enjoyed this thread and hope it continues...

    LMAO

    HUGS
    Beth

    thanks beth
    I too would like some stories, did I tell you about the time I was swimming and forgot I had a bag, well I should not have dived in.
    Hugs,
    Pete

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