"Mean" cancer made me think

Greend
Greend Member Posts: 678
in Head and Neck Cancer #1
I always assumed my cancer was female because it cost me a lot of money, had me tossing and turning at night and had me watching my weight very closely.

At least I kept the house when we parted.

Nuff said

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  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member
    #2
    Alimony
    She must have gotten alimony....you still are paying for it occasionally....

    Best,
    John
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    #3
    Skiffin16 said:

    Alimony
    She must have gotten alimony....you still are paying for it occasionally....

    Best,
    John

    Hey now!!!!
    You two just pipe down! I don't want to have to punch anyone in the throat. Besides, I rather thought my cancer was a lot like my ex husband! My cancer was sneaky and stayed hidden, when I thought every thing was just fine, it wasn't. Just like my sneaky two timing ex. It was a serious pain in my neck, just like my ex. It practically bled me dry financially, just like my no good ex. And it took quite a few good years of my life, just like my idiot ex.

    There are some women that get the smelly end of the stick, you know. ;-)
  • Greend
    Greend Member Posts: 678
    #4
    sweetblood22 said:

    Hey now!!!!
    You two just pipe down! I don't want to have to punch anyone in the throat. Besides, I rather thought my cancer was a lot like my ex husband! My cancer was sneaky and stayed hidden, when I thought every thing was just fine, it wasn't. Just like my sneaky two timing ex. It was a serious pain in my neck, just like my ex. It practically bled me dry financially, just like my no good ex. And it took quite a few good years of my life, just like my idiot ex.

    There are some women that get the smelly end of the stick, you know. ;-)

    First time wrong Sweetblood
    If you analogy about "pain in the neck" were true then I'd be on the Anal Cancer Board with my ex
  • Skiffin16
    Skiffin16 Member Posts: 8,305 Member
    #5
    Greend said:

    First time wrong Sweetblood
    If you analogy about "pain in the neck" were true then I'd be on the Anal Cancer Board with my ex

    Great Minds
    Think a lot...I was thinking more that Sweet's ex was more a PITA....

    JG
  • sweetblood22
    sweetblood22 Member Posts: 3,228
    #6
    Greend said:

    First time wrong Sweetblood
    If you analogy about "pain in the neck" were true then I'd be on the Anal Cancer Board with my ex

    Lol. Lmbo
    Who me wrong?
    Lol. Lmbo

    Who me wrong? Naaaaah. I am sticking to my defense. Mine was a pain in the neck, among other things. ;-)
  • palmyrafan
    palmyrafan Member Posts: 396
    #7
    sweetblood22 said:

    Lol. Lmbo
    Who me wrong?
    Lol. Lmbo

    Who me wrong? Naaaaah. I am sticking to my defense. Mine was a pain in the neck, among other things. ;-)

    Hysterical
    You guys made me laugh. Thanks!
  • luv2cut1
    luv2cut1 Member Posts: 288
    #8
    palmyrafan said:

    Hysterical
    You guys made me laugh. Thanks!

    Me Too!
    Thanks guys! :)
  • Toni08
    Toni08 Member Posts: 39
    #9
    sweetblood22 said:

    Lol. Lmbo
    Who me wrong?
    Lol. Lmbo

    Who me wrong? Naaaaah. I am sticking to my defense. Mine was a pain in the neck, among other things. ;-)

    You guys made my night.

    You guys made my night.
  • rozaroo
    rozaroo Member Posts: 665
    #10
    Toni08 said:

    You guys made my night.

    You guys made my night.

    Love it!
    Too funny! Thank you!
  • Daddisgrl
    Daddisgrl Member Posts: 116
    #11
    Very funny. LMAO but it
    Very funny. LMAO but it reminds me of my teen daughter.
    Also reminds me of ex #2.

    My hub's last treatment was 12/24/10.. struggling to keep the house.
    Cancer- the monster that keeps taking.
  • Hondo
    Hondo Member Posts: 6,636 Member
    #12
    Green

    I am not touching that with a 10 foot pole

    Thanks for the laugh
    Hondo

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