Health Tip! Joke

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
in Breast Cancer #1
If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport---you'll get a free x-ray and breast exam; and if you mention Al Qaeda, you'll get a free colonoscopy.

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  • laughs_a_lot
    laughs_a_lot Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    #2
    When
    When I told my son I needed radiation treatments he said, "Why don't you just go to Japan?" I replied "Hush! If the insurance company thinks that it is cheaper than the standard breast cancer treatment, they'll surely send me."
  • tgf
    tgf Member Posts: 950 Member
    #3
    laughs_a_lot said:

    When
    When I told my son I needed radiation treatments he said, "Why don't you just go to Japan?" I replied "Hush! If the insurance company thinks that it is cheaper than the standard breast cancer treatment, they'll surely send me."

    We have to laugh
    Laughter IS the best medicine ... and luckily we've all learned to not take ourselves too seriously ...

    Especially as our hair falls out ... we can't remember our names or where we live etc. etc. etc.

    It sure isn't boring ... is it?

    hugs.
    teena
  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey Member Posts: 597 Member
    #4
    tgf said:

    We have to laugh
    Laughter IS the best medicine ... and luckily we've all learned to not take ourselves too seriously ...

    Especially as our hair falls out ... we can't remember our names or where we live etc. etc. etc.

    It sure isn't boring ... is it?

    hugs.
    teena

    Okay,
    3rd time's charm! I read "divorced" and "hillbilly" then this. All very funny, thanks for the laughs. Marsha
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #5
    Marsha Mulvey said:

    Okay,
    3rd time's charm! I read "divorced" and "hillbilly" then this. All very funny, thanks for the laughs. Marsha

    ... Gone to the airport --!
    Laughing all the way ...

    Thanks for bringing a smile to my face.


    Vicki Sam

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