Drinking and Driving-choosing to take a bus home

icemantoo
icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
in Kidney Cancer #1

 
I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the Authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Bonefish Grill and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. 
I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.

 

 

 

Icemantoo

Comments

  • hardo718
    hardo718 Member Posts: 853 Member
    #2
    Oh my God,

    You are too funny!!   Thanx for the laugh.  Laughing

    Donna~

  • Pandabear1011
    Pandabear1011 Member Posts: 123 Member
    #3
    :)

    LOL!!!

  • marosa
    marosa Member Posts: 334 Member
    #4
    Good boy Iceman!

    Much better than the times I had no idea how I had driven myself home!  Of course Im talking about another century... maybe another galaxy as well???

  • JerzyGrrl
    JerzyGrrl Member Posts: 760 Member
    edited July 2016 #5
    Got me...

    Oh, Iceman, you got me good on that. Usually I can see things coming, but all I heard was a whoosh (after the punchline, of course). 

    Thanks for the Friday funny!

  • foroughsh
    foroughsh Member Posts: 779 Member
    #6
    (No subject)

    Laughing

  • Jan4you
    Jan4you Member Posts: 1,330 Member
    edited July 2016 #7
    ICEMAN=HOT! HAHAHAHAA!!

    ICEMAN=HOT! HAHAHAHAA!!

  • Bay Area Guy
    Bay Area Guy Member Posts: 619 Member
    #8
    I wish we had a Bonefish

    I wish we had a Bonefish Grill out here in California.  I love that place.

    Great story Ice!

  • penitent
    penitent Member Posts: 79
    edited July 2016 #9
    Hope that's not copyrighted...

    Too funny not to re-use!

  • marosa
    marosa Member Posts: 334 Member
    #10
    NOW I get it!

    Even If I had already made a comment, It's now, one week later I realize I had not understood the joke!  Funny Iceman!

  • icemantoo
    icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
    edited July 2016 #11
    marosa said:

    NOW I get it!

    Even If I had already made a comment, It's now, one week later I realize I had not understood the joke!  Funny Iceman!

    Who said it was a joke?

    Marosa,

    Who said it was a joke?

     

     

    Icemantoo

  • Footstomper
    Footstomper Member Posts: 1,237 Member
    #12
    icemantoo said:

    Who said it was a joke?

    Marosa,

    Who said it was a joke?

     

     

    Icemantoo

    a Joke

    I know a very true story of alcohol and injustice, very similar to this one

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