Going to the Dentist

icemantoo
icemantoo Member Posts: 3,361 Member
edited February 2016 in Kidney Cancer #1

 

 

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL,
HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH
SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
HIGH SCHOOL ...

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, ' IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-****

ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

 

Icemantoo

Comments

  • APny
    APny Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    #2
    Now ain't that the truth.

    Now ain't that the truth. Everyone else looks old but not us ;) Very cute joke.

  • hardo718
    hardo718 Member Posts: 853 Member
    #3
    APny said:

    Now ain't that the truth.

    Now ain't that the truth. Everyone else looks old but not us ;) Very cute joke.

    Oh My GOSH!!

    She should have clocked him!!  hahaha

  • daisybud
    daisybud Member Posts: 541 Member
    #4
    hardo718 said:

    Oh My GOSH!!

    She should have clocked him!!  hahaha

    LOL  Good one!!

    LOL  Good one!!

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    #5
    daisybud said:

    LOL  Good one!!

    LOL  Good one!!

    Hahahaha! Good one, Iceman!!

    Hahahaha! Good one, Iceman!! Laughing

  • angec
    angec Member Posts: 924 Member
    #6
    Iceman!!! That was a good

    Iceman!!! That was a good laugh! How ya been?  xxoo

  • FLOSSER
    FLOSSER Member Posts: 17
    #7
    Nothing but the tooth!

    As a Dental Hygienist for 35 years I had to laugh. We recently got a new associate DDS at the practice I work for- he younger than my older  son!!! All I could think of was - if my son had gone to dental school I could be working for him by now! Keep us laughing Iceman ! SUZ

  • todd121
    todd121 Member Posts: 1,448 Member
    #8
    Thanks! So true!

    And when I see these children pushing kids around in strollers I'm just amazed how YOUNG they look.

    To think I was a 20-year old pushing a child around at some point. And now my children are 30 and 33. Wow.

    Todd

  • foroughsh
    foroughsh Member Posts: 779 Member
    #9
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    LaughingWink

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