Going to the Dentist

icemantoo

 

 

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING,

SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST
APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL,
HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH
SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO
OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.

AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
HIGH SCHOOL ...

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, ' IN 1967.. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED FACED,

FAT-ASSED,

GRAY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT

SON-OF-A-****

ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

 

Icemantoo

APny

Now ain't that the truth.

Now ain't that the truth. Everyone else looks old but not us Very cute joke.

hardo718

APny said:

Now ain't that the truth.

Now ain't that the truth. Everyone else looks old but not us Very cute joke.

Oh My GOSH!!

She should have clocked him!!  hahaha

daisybud

hardo718 said:

Oh My GOSH!!

She should have clocked him!!  hahaha

LOL  Good one!!

LOL  Good one!!

Jojo61

daisybud said:

LOL  Good one!!

LOL  Good one!!

Hahahaha! Good one, Iceman!!

Hahahaha! Good one, Iceman!!

angec

Iceman!!! That was a good

Iceman!!! That was a good laugh! How ya been?  xxoo

FLOSSER

Nothing but the tooth!

As a Dental Hygienist for 35 years I had to laugh. We recently got a new associate DDS at the practice I work for- he younger than my older  son!!! All I could think of was - if my son had gone to dental school I could be working for him by now! Keep us laughing Iceman ! SUZ

todd121

Thanks! So true!

And when I see these children pushing kids around in strollers I'm just amazed how YOUNG they look.

To think I was a 20-year old pushing a child around at some point. And now my children are 30 and 33. Wow.

Todd

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