Same old couple

foxhd
foxhd Member Posts: 3,181 Member
in Kidney Cancer #1

After leaving the doctors office, the old couple go to Mcdonalds. A biker is sitting down with his lunch and watches as the  husband orders their food. The old gent sits across from his wife. Opens the bag, removes a napkin, tears it down the middle, puts half in front of his wife and half in front of himself. He then cuts the burger down the middle and puts half on her napkin and the other half on his. He separates the fries into 2 equal piles each and the same with the soda. The biker figures that they must have financial issues and says to the couple, "I would be very happy to be able to buy each one of you your own meal." The old woman responds," We have been together our whole lives and we share everything, so as nice as it is for you to offer, No thanks." The biker understands and goes back to eating his meal. As he sits there he watches the old guy slowly eat his half the burger. Then he begins eating his fries one at a time and sips his soda as the woman just sits there, her food untouched. The biker again is a little surprised and can't help but to ask her why she hasn't eaten anything. She smiles and tells him, "As I told you, we share everything. I'm just waiting for my turn to use our dentures.

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  • hardo718
    hardo718 Member Posts: 853 Member
    #2
    Oh Lord Fox!

    That's hilarious but nasty!  Surprised

  • Jan4you
    Jan4you Member Posts: 1,330 Member
    #3
    hardo718 said:

    Oh Lord Fox!

    That's hilarious but nasty!  Surprised

    EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot

    EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot get the picture out of my head!!!! LOL

    Glad to see your "spirited humor" up and working!!

    Jan

  • daisybud
    daisybud Member Posts: 541 Member
    #4
    Jan4you said:

    EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot

    EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot get the picture out of my head!!!! LOL

    Glad to see your "spirited humor" up and working!!

    Jan

    I was smiling about how very

    I was smiling about how very sweet that was then,  BAM!  GROSS! 

    Lol

    KIm

     

  • angelsnls
    angelsnls Member Posts: 67
    #5
    Thanks fox

    Thanks fox I was sitting giggling to myself when my husband asked what I was giggling at so I read this to him,  we needed a giggle today just had brain scan waiting for results

    Love Angela x

  • APny
    APny Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    #6
    angelsnls said:

    Thanks fox

    Thanks fox I was sitting giggling to myself when my husband asked what I was giggling at so I read this to him,  we needed a giggle today just had brain scan waiting for results

    Love Angela x

    OMG, that was unexpected. And

    OMG, that was unexpected. And funny :)

  • Allochka
    Allochka Member Posts: 1,072 Member
    #7
    APny said:

    OMG, that was unexpected. And

    OMG, that was unexpected. And funny :)

    Oh.... I was eating while

    Oh.... I was eating while reading this. Hilarious but not appetite-provoking :-)

    I love that jokes are appearing here, it is another small victory over the disease!

  • Pandabear1011
    Pandabear1011 Member Posts: 123 Member
    #8
    LOL!!!

    Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...

  • danbren2
    danbren2 Member Posts: 311
    #9
    Pandabear1011 said:

    LOL!!!

    Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...

    Kinda gross,

    but very funny!! Only you Fox!

  • todd121
    todd121 Member Posts: 1,448 Member
    #10
    Yuck

    Nuff said.

    Todd

  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 Member Posts: 1,309 Member
    #11
    todd121 said:

    Yuck

    Nuff said.

    Todd

    Hahaha! Good one, Foxy!
    (will

    Hahaha! Good one, Foxy!

    (will be staying away from McDonald's for a while, though!)

    Salud!

    Jojo

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