Same old couple

foxhd

After leaving the doctors office, the old couple go to Mcdonalds. A biker is sitting down with his lunch and watches as the  husband orders their food. The old gent sits across from his wife. Opens the bag, removes a napkin, tears it down the middle, puts half in front of his wife and half in front of himself. He then cuts the burger down the middle and puts half on her napkin and the other half on his. He separates the fries into 2 equal piles each and the same with the soda. The biker figures that they must have financial issues and says to the couple, "I would be very happy to be able to buy each one of you your own meal." The old woman responds," We have been together our whole lives and we share everything, so as nice as it is for you to offer, No thanks." The biker understands and goes back to eating his meal. As he sits there he watches the old guy slowly eat his half the burger. Then he begins eating his fries one at a time and sips his soda as the woman just sits there, her food untouched. The biker again is a little surprised and can't help but to ask her why she hasn't eaten anything. She smiles and tells him, "As I told you, we share everything. I'm just waiting for my turn to use our dentures.

hardo718

Oh Lord Fox!

That's hilarious but nasty! 

Jan4you

hardo718 said:

Oh Lord Fox!

That's hilarious but nasty! 

EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot

EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot get the picture out of my head!!!! LOL

Glad to see your "spirited humor" up and working!!

Jan

daisybud

Jan4you said:

EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot

EWWW... now Foxy, I cannot get the picture out of my head!!!! LOL

Glad to see your "spirited humor" up and working!!

Jan

I was smiling about how very

I was smiling about how very sweet that was then,  BAM!  GROSS! 

Lol

KIm

 

angelsnls

Thanks fox

Thanks fox I was sitting giggling to myself when my husband asked what I was giggling at so I read this to him,  we needed a giggle today just had brain scan waiting for results

Love Angela x

APny

angelsnls said:

Thanks fox

Thanks fox I was sitting giggling to myself when my husband asked what I was giggling at so I read this to him,  we needed a giggle today just had brain scan waiting for results

Love Angela x

OMG, that was unexpected. And

OMG, that was unexpected. And funny

Allochka

APny said:

OMG, that was unexpected. And

OMG, that was unexpected. And funny

Oh.... I was eating while

Oh.... I was eating while reading this. Hilarious but not appetite-provoking :-)

I love that jokes are appearing here, it is another small victory over the disease!

Pandabear1011

LOL!!!

Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...

danbren2

Pandabear1011 said:

LOL!!!

Now that's what I would call over-sharing!! Haha...

Kinda gross,

but very funny!! Only you Fox!

todd121

Yuck

Nuff said.

Todd

Jojo61

todd121 said:

Yuck

Nuff said.

Todd

Hahaha! Good one, Foxy!
(will

Hahaha! Good one, Foxy!

(will be staying away from McDonald's for a while, though!)

Salud!

Jojo