Retired and living in Florida

icemantoo

As most of you are aware Icewoman, myself and Piper have moved to Florida. One thing  we can not escape is the monkey business going around in our retirement communities. Here is what I am talking about.

 

A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"

The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way you have sex," and charged them $50.

This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment, have sex with no problems, pay the doctor, then leave.

Finally, the doctor asked, "Just exactly what are you trying to find out?"

"We're not trying to find out anything," the husband replied.
"She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $90. The Hilton charges $108. We do it here for $50...and I get $43 back from Medicare.

 

Icemantoo

 

hardo718

How frugal of them!

Haha   Gotta love Florida

foroughsh

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APny

foroughsh said:

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LOL, that was great.

LOL, that was great.

foxhd

APny said:

LOL, that was great.

LOL, that was great.

Not so clever

I think that if they brought in someone else and had a threesome, they could get more money back because of group rates.

Allochka

foxhd said:

Not so clever

I think that if they brought in someone else and had a threesome, they could get more money back because of group rates.

I'm under the table laughing

I'm under the table laughing :-) :-) :-)

Pandabear1011

....Smart!! LOL!!

....Smart!! LOL!!

Jojo61

Pandabear1011 said:

....Smart!! LOL!!

....Smart!! LOL!!

Good one,

Good one, Iceman!!

Salud!

Jojo