Cancer found at Bingo

foxhd

Did you hear about the old lady that found out about having cancer when playing Bingo?

The good news is it was

B-9.

medic1971

LOL

db8ne1

LIKE

icemantoo

db8ne1 said:

LIKE

Where is Garym?

In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

 

 

Icemantoo

angec

icemantoo said:

Where is Garym?

In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

 

 

Icemantoo

Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary

Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary too! I do hope he is ok....

Pandabear1011

Hahahaha....

Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

APny

Pandabear1011 said:

Hahahaha....

Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

I love the joke threads

I love the joke threads

Allochka

APny said:

I love the joke threads

I love the joke threads

Englush is not my native

Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

hardo718

Allochka said:

Englush is not my native

Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

JACKPOT!!

Thanx for brightening my day! 

Donna~

 

medic1971

Allochka said:

Englush is not my native

Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

Me too

 

English is my primary language and it too me a minute to get it... 

mrou50

LOL

We could sure use some good wine to go with that cheesey joke, but funny none the less.

 

Mark

foroughsh

I don't get it
English is not

I don't get it

English is not my primary language, need help

 

 

APny

foroughsh said:

I don't get it
English is not

I don't get it

English is not my primary language, need help

 

 

In a bingo game you get a

In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9)

Jan4you

APny said:

In a bingo game you get a

In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9)

and I bet THAT joke was not

and I bet THAT joke was not even inspired by drugs...

Bonngo

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foroughsh

APny said:

In a bingo game you get a

In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9)

Thank you

nancybuck

The Rat Pack

I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

Nancy

Jojo61

nancybuck said:

The Rat Pack

I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

Nancy

Good one, Foxy! I haven't

Good one, Foxy! I haven't heard that one B-4!

Hugs

Jojo

 

cakelady

oof.

My rimshot is broken.