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Cancer found at Bingo

foxhd
foxhd CSN Member Posts: 3,181 Member
in Kidney Cancer #1

Did you hear about the old lady that found out about having cancer when playing Bingo?

The good news is it was

B-9.

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  • medic1971
    medic1971 CSN Member Posts: 225 Member
    #2
    LOL

    Cool

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  • db8ne1
    db8ne1 CSN Member Posts: 142 Member
    #3
    LIKE

    Cool

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  • icemantoo
    icemantoo CSN Member Posts: 3,362 Member
    #4
    db8ne1 said:

    LIKE

    Cool

    Where is Garym?

    In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

     

     

    Icemantoo

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  • angec
    angec CSN Member Posts: 924 Member
    #5
    icemantoo said:

    Where is Garym?

    In the old days we used to get a weekly dose of this wisdom.

     

     

    Icemantoo

    Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary

    Funny, Fox!  Yes, I miss Gary too! I do hope he is ok....

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  • Pandabear1011
    Pandabear1011 CSN Member Posts: 123 Member
    #6
    Hahahaha....

    Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

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  • APny
    APny CSN Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    #7
    Pandabear1011 said:

    Hahahaha....

    Well, she certainly won the Jackpot!!...LOL..

    I love the joke threads :)

    I love the joke threads :)

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  • Allochka
    Allochka CSN Member Posts: 1,101 Member
    #8
    APny said:

    I love the joke threads :)

    I love the joke threads :)

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

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  • hardo718
    hardo718 CSN Member Posts: 853 Member
    #9
    Allochka said:

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

    JACKPOT!!

    Thanx for brightening my day!  Money Mouth

    Donna~

     

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  • medic1971
    medic1971 CSN Member Posts: 225 Member
    #10
    Allochka said:

    Englush is not my native

    Englush is not my native language... I was staring at "B-9" for a while, and then it hit me :-) Good one :-)

    Me too

     

    English is my primary language and it too me a minute to get it... Embarassed

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  • mrou50
    mrou50 CSN Member Posts: 389 Member
    #11
    LOL

    We could sure use some good wine to go with that cheesey joke, but funny none the less.

     

    Mark

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  • foroughsh
    foroughsh CSN Member Posts: 780 Member
    #12
    I don't get it
    English is not

    I don't get itCry

    English is not my primary language, need help Innocent

     

     

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  • APny
    APny CSN Member Posts: 1,995 Member
    #13
    foroughsh said:

    I don't get it
    English is not

    I don't get itCry

    English is not my primary language, need help Innocent

     

     

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

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  • Jan4you
    Jan4you CSN Member Posts: 1,330 Member
    #14
    APny said:

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

    and I bet THAT joke was not

    and I bet THAT joke was not even inspired by drugs...

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  • Bonngo
    Bonngo CSN Member Posts: 79
    #15
    (No subject)

    Smile

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  • foroughsh
    foroughsh CSN Member Posts: 780 Member
    #16
    APny said:

    In a bingo game you get a

    In a bingo game you get a board labeled with letters on one side B I N G O  and numbers on the other. Then they call out letter/number combos and if you have it, you mark it. Well if you look at Fox's joke, the letter combo phonetically spells out "benign" (B - 9) Smile

    Thank you

    Kiss

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  • nancybuck
    nancybuck CSN Member Posts: 117
    #17
    The Rat Pack

    I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

    Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

    Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

    I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

    Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

    Nancy

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  • Jojo61
    Jojo61 CSN Member Posts: 1,310 Member
    #18
    nancybuck said:

    The Rat Pack

    I was watching Ocean's Eleven" this morning, the original with Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis, Jr., Joey Bishop and the rest of that gang.

    Anyway, there is a scene where one of the guys is in a doctor's office and there is a screen with the guy's lung x-ray showing a very large mass.  So, the guy asks the doctor "Hey Doc, give it to me straight, is it the big Casino?"  

    Perhaps I have a warped sense of humor, but I find that awfully funny.

    I wish I had heard this before my diagnosis so I could have asked my doctor that same question.

    Pardon me if I offend anyone, this by no means was my intention.  

    Nancy

    Good one, Foxy! I haven't

    Good one, Foxy! I haven't heard that one B-4!

    Hugs

    Jojo

     

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  • cakelady
    cakelady CSN Member Posts: 63
    #19
    oof.

    My rimshot is broken.

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