Joke for Monday ---

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1

I don't know what the heck is wrong w/ me but... I have been eating like a pig
lately... I think my hormones are out of wack!  May be I should try this
diet...what do you think?


>> This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women cope with the
Stress that builds during the day

 


>>
>> Breakfast
>> 1 grapefruit
>> 1 slice whole wheat toast
>> 1 cup skim milk
>>
>> Lunch
>> 1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
>> 1 cup spinach
>> 1 cup herbal tea
>> 1 Hershey's kiss
>>
>> Afternoon Snack
>> The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
>> 1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips
>>
>> Dinner
>> 4 glasses of wine (red or white)
>> 2 loaves garlic bread
>> 1 family size supreme pizza
>> 3 Snickers Bars
>>
>> Late Night Snack
>> 1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)
>>


>> Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Send this to four women and
you will lose two pounds. Send this to all the women you know (or >> ever knew)
and you will lose 10 pounds. If you delete this message, you will gain 10 pounds
immediately

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