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~~ A Very, Very Funny HA HA Blonde Joke - Hoping It Makes You Smile ~~

susie09
susie09 CSN Member Posts: 2,930
edited May 2013 in Breast Cancer #1

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he’d give her $50. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What is the answer to your question?”

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

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  • June Bugs
    June Bugs CSN Member Posts: 167
    #2
    This is hilarious

    This is hilarious Susie! 

     

    Hugs, June

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  • Pink Rose
    Pink Rose CSN Member Posts: 493
    #3
    June Bugs said:

    This is hilarious

    This is hilarious Susie! 

     

    Hugs, June

    Very funny!  Thanks for the

    Very funny!  Thanks for the laugh!

     

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  • DebbyM
    DebbyM CSN Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #4
    Pink Rose said:

    Very funny!  Thanks for the

    Very funny!  Thanks for the laugh!

     

    I take no offense since my

    I take no offense since my blonde is just highlights chemically put in my hair!  LOL  Love your jokes!

    Debby

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  • Candi Cane
    Candi Cane CSN Member Posts: 159
    #5
    DebbyM said:

    I take no offense since my

    I take no offense since my blonde is just highlights chemically put in my hair!  LOL  Love your jokes!

    Debby

    I love jokes.  I will have to

    I love jokes.  I will have to send this to a few I know that are blonde.  :)

     

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  • Alexis F
    Alexis F CSN Member Posts: 3,598
    #6
    Candi Cane said:

    I love jokes.  I will have to

    I love jokes.  I will have to send this to a few I know that are blonde.  :)

     

    HA HA!

    HA HA!

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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #7
    Alexis F said:

    HA HA!

    HA HA!

    Oh my .... so FUNNY!

    Thank you .... for getting my morning off with a good  belly laugh!

     

    Vicki Sam

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  • Ritzy
    Ritzy CSN Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #8
    VickiSam said:

    Oh my .... so FUNNY!

    Thank you .... for getting my morning off with a good  belly laugh!

     

    Vicki Sam

    LOL

    This is a good one! Thanks!

    Sue :)

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