OT (a funny?!!)

jendrey
jendrey Member Posts: 377
in Breast Cancer #1

A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job. He asked each applicant the question. “What is two and two?”

The first interviewee was a journalist. His answer was “Twenty- two.”

The second was a social worker. She said, “I don’t know the answer but I’m glad we had time to discuss this important question.

The third applicant was an engineer. He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001.

The next person was a lawyer. He started that in the case of Jenkins v Commr of Stamp Duties (Qld), two and two was proven to be four.

The last applicant was an accountant. The business man asked him, “How much is two and two?”

The accountant got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it then came back and sat down. He leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, “How much do you want it to be?”

He got the job.

Comments

  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #2
    .... SO FUNNY!!!!!

    Thanks for bring a smile to my face --- 

     

    Vicki Sam

  • kmenurse
    kmenurse Member Posts: 217
    #3
    VickiSam said:

    .... SO FUNNY!!!!!

    Thanks for bring a smile to my face --- 

     

    Vicki Sam

    That one gets a HA, HA,

    That one gets a HA, HA, HAAAA!!!!! Thank you!

  • DGB1949
    DGB1949 Member Posts: 6
    #4
    I love to start the day with a joke

    Thank you

  • jennifer101
    jennifer101 Member Posts: 26
    #5
    I read this while taking a

    I read this while taking a break from my tax preperations.  I want to hire that accountant to do mine!!!

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