A good laugh for today, Wednesday Feb. 6th

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member

Texting codes for seniors ...  from my Mother





 

Young people have theirs,


now Seniors have their own texting codes:

* ATD- At the Doctor's

* BFF - Best Friends Funeral

* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOCP - Bring Your Own Chair Pad

* CBM- Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizens

* DWI- Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA - Got Heartburn Again

* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL- Living on Lipitor

* * TOT- Texting on Toilet

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Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)


 


 
 
 



 

Comments

  • cinnamonsmile
    cinnamonsmile Member Posts: 1,187 Member
    These were great!!!!

    These were great!!!!

  • fullyloved
    fullyloved Member Posts: 39

    These were great!!!!

    These were great!!!!

    We need something similar for cancer.

    We need something similar for cancer to give us some good laughs.

  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
    Copying

    Copying to my file, might need to use these soon.  Might also need to know what others mean.

    Senior citizen not enjoying the golden years.  By the way when do they begin.....

     

    Thanks for the laugh,

     

    Doris

  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    TOO funny...I copied and

    TOO funny...I copied and emailed to all my friends and family.

     

    Thanks for the laugh..

     

    Denise