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Commentary ?alice124 said:Our Lighten Up Exclusive Section
To our delicate sensibility Tex - well said! I ditto your remarks and apprecicate your tolerance of your fellow (though more barberic)contributors.
To Gary-our Board comedian--you are not only forgiven but strongly encouraged!
To Me-I'll save my dog sex commentary for another day.
Love U all!
Alice...you spelled barbaric wrong.
You have dog sex commentary?????
It's amazing the range of information available on this site.
Your loving husband,
John0 -
commentaryone putt said:Commentary ?
Alice...you spelled barbaric wrong.
You have dog sex commentary?????
It's amazing the range of information available on this site.
Your loving husband,
John
Just got to work; you're right I did spell barberic (s/b barbaric) wrong. Glad you have your priorities in order having the misspelling #1 on your list.
Your loving wife,
Alice
P.S. Gary - what a troublemaker you are!0 -
Troublemaker...alice124 said:commentary
Just got to work; you're right I did spell barberic (s/b barbaric) wrong. Glad you have your priorities in order having the misspelling #1 on your list.
Your loving wife,
Alice
P.S. Gary - what a troublemaker you are!
Has always been my middle name (along with instigator)...glad I could help!!0 -
true storyMax Power said:OK - a true story.
I once took my six-year-old daughter to a play called The Jerk, a farce about neighbors in an apartment complex.
My daughter had only been to kid's plays, you know, those plays where there is a lot of audience participation, and I thought I'd take her to an adult play for once.
In one scene there was a costume party and the characters decided to retire to the "kitchen" (off-stage). Next a character dressed as an alligator came in the door and called out "Where is everybody?". A voice yelled out "They're in the kitchen!"
The alligator head swiveled around to look in my direction and I suddenly realized the yell had come from my daughter!
Welcome change of tone on this link Max--very cute! Thanks for sharing.
Gary - FYI, John refers to you as Eddie Haskell!0 -
Is that Burt Ward? Sorry, Igarym said:Eddie Haskell...
I've been called worse although I'm a lot more like Ward in real life...
Is that Burt Ward? Sorry, I didn't recognise you Robin!
Batman.0 -
Leave It To beaver...Texas_wedge said:Is that Burt Ward? Sorry, I
Is that Burt Ward? Sorry, I didn't recognise you Robin!
Batman.
No, the Edie Haskell reference is to an old comedy television show from the 60's over here, Leave It To Beaver, Edie was a bit of a schemer and trouble maker. Ward and June Cleaver were the parents to two sons, Wally and (Theodore) aka Beaver who were always into some form of mischief. Perhaps the most famous line to come from the show was June saying to Ward "You were a little tough on the Beaver last night!" after he had doled out some punishment the night before. Some how our wonderful sensors over here missed that one.0 -
Thank you again Garygarym said:Leave It To beaver...
No, the Edie Haskell reference is to an old comedy television show from the 60's over here, Leave It To Beaver, Edie was a bit of a schemer and trouble maker. Ward and June Cleaver were the parents to two sons, Wally and (Theodore) aka Beaver who were always into some form of mischief. Perhaps the most famous line to come from the show was June saying to Ward "You were a little tough on the Beaver last night!" after he had doled out some punishment the night before. Some how our wonderful sensors over here missed that one.
I watched the Beav most of my childhood and never once did I identify your second meaning until right now. How old were you when you so perceptively assigned multiple meanings to that line Gary?0 -
Old enough to know better and too old to care...alice124 said:Thank you again Gary
I watched the Beav most of my childhood and never once did I identify your second meaning until right now. How old were you when you so perceptively assigned multiple meanings to that line Gary?
You are soooooo innocent...probably a good thing Beav didn't have a doggie huh? LOL0 -
Old enoughgarym said:Old enough to know better and too old to care...
You are soooooo innocent...probably a good thing Beav didn't have a doggie huh? LOL
Gary, I guess your sensors were bound to pick it up but your TV Censors weren't! [Forgive an old pedant?]
I don't know how Alice's innocence could have escaped you for so long (perhaps I'd better re-word that) but I guess you do live in Michigan. To her, beaver means a beautiful wild creature because she's into animals (perhaps I'd better re-word that as well - oh I give up!).0 -
As long as we're on the subject of beavers and age...Texas_wedge said:Old enough
Gary, I guess your sensors were bound to pick it up but your TV Censors weren't! [Forgive an old pedant?]
I don't know how Alice's innocence could have escaped you for so long (perhaps I'd better re-word that) but I guess you do live in Michigan. To her, beaver means a beautiful wild creature because she's into animals (perhaps I'd better re-word that as well - oh I give up!).
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went' bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."0 -
Beavering away, away!garym said:As long as we're on the subject of beavers and age...
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went' bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
My point exactly Gary - you're just an animal!0 -
You are soooooooooooooo bad!garym said:Old enough to know better and too old to care...
You are soooooo innocent...probably a good thing Beav didn't have a doggie huh? LOL
Gary - I really do know a CUTE dog sex commentary/joke. But I'll never tell it now. The Beav flash of your mind in motion has convinced me--if I were to tell it--you would be soooooooo underwhelmed.
We may be at a good point to start a Friday Funnies #3!
P.S. OMG! John just walked in and I started to read him this thread. When I got to WARD, he said "oh yea, Beav's father" aka "a little hard on the Beav last night."0 -
Badalice124 said:You are soooooooooooooo bad!
Gary - I really do know a CUTE dog sex commentary/joke. But I'll never tell it now. The Beav flash of your mind in motion has convinced me--if I were to tell it--you would be soooooooo underwhelmed.
We may be at a good point to start a Friday Funnies #3!
P.S. OMG! John just walked in and I started to read him this thread. When I got to WARD, he said "oh yea, Beav's father" aka "a little hard on the Beav last night."
Obviously you were right about Mars and Venus! Q.E.D.0 -
Badalice124 said:You are soooooooooooooo bad!
Gary - I really do know a CUTE dog sex commentary/joke. But I'll never tell it now. The Beav flash of your mind in motion has convinced me--if I were to tell it--you would be soooooooo underwhelmed.
We may be at a good point to start a Friday Funnies #3!
P.S. OMG! John just walked in and I started to read him this thread. When I got to WARD, he said "oh yea, Beav's father" aka "a little hard on the Beav last night."
Obviously you were right about Mars and Venus! Q.E.D.0
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