Joke of the Day .. Things MOM Would 'never say'

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1
Things Mom Would Never Say


"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"


"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"


"Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"


"Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"


"Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"


"Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."


"The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."


"I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"


"Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"

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  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    #2
    love it...
    thanks
    Denise

    love it...

    thanks


    Denise
  • jendrey
    jendrey Member Posts: 377
    #3
    disneyfan2008 said:

    love it...
    thanks
    Denise

    love it...

    thanks


    Denise

    ...
    OMG - I just tried to picture my mom actually saying any of those things!!! LOL
    Luv the laffs!!!

    (((Hugs)))
  • pinkkari09
    pinkkari09 Member Posts: 877 Member
    #4
    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good
    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good medicine:)
  • pinkkari09
    pinkkari09 Member Posts: 877 Member
    #5
    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good
    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good medicine:)
  • Pinky68
    Pinky68 Member Posts: 206 Member
    #6
    pinkkari09 said:

    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good
    Thank you:)
    Laughter is good medicine:)

    Thank-you
    Hahaha..I actually do tell my kids to leave lights and tv's on!!!!! makes me feel less alone!.....

    Looking forward to next weeks!!
    Joy

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