Friday .. JOKE of the Day

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1
.. give them an inch concept


Changed HR policies
Casual Fridays:

Week 1 - Memo No. 1

Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

Week 3 - Memo No. 2

Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.

Week 6 - Memo No. 3

Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Week 8 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 9 - Memo No. 5

As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.

Week 14 - Memo No. 6

The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Week 18 - Memo No. 7

Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

Week 20 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.

Comments

  • Pinky68
    Pinky68 Member Posts: 206 Member
    #2
    Still Laughing!
    That was a really good one!!

    Have a great day everyone,
    Joyce
  • New Flower
    New Flower Member Posts: 4,294
    #3
    Pinky68 said:

    Still Laughing!
    That was a really good one!!

    Have a great day everyone,
    Joyce

    Thank you Vicki
    Made me smile on Saturday
  • Bella Luna
    Bella Luna Member Posts: 1,578 Member
    #4
    This made me smile, too.

    This made me smile, too.
  • debi.18
    debi.18 Member Posts: 850 Member
    #5
    Bella Luna said:

    This made me smile, too.

    This made me smile, too.

    Too funny!
    That was great! Sad thing is, I can really seeing that happen at my company!

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Hugs, Debi
  • Mitzi333
    Mitzi333 Member Posts: 511 Member
    #6
    debi.18 said:

    Too funny!
    That was great! Sad thing is, I can really seeing that happen at my company!

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Hugs, Debi

    FUNNY!!!
    I can relate... So Much Memos ... Sound familiar.

    Thanks for the chuckle!!!

    Mitzi =)

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