Joke .. for Monday ...

VickiSam

I did get a chuckle from this ...


An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

Frankie Shannon

You made my Monday lol

You made my Monday lol

Hugs Frankie

SIROD

Love It!


Gosh, VickiSam that sounds like me. I am always going to the wrong car and wondering why it won't unlock! I will never buy a light grey or silver colored car again! Next car will be bright orange with bright yellow daisies!

Thanks for the chuckle.

Doris

Different Ballgame

Good One
Vicki,

You gave me my laugh for the day.

Lots of Hugs]
Janelle

Different Ballgame

Good One
Vicki,

You gave me my laugh for the day.

Lots of Hugs]
Janelle

Different Ballgame

Good One
Vicki,

You gave me my laugh for the day.

Lots of Hugs]
Janelle

Different Ballgame

Different Ballgame said:

Good One
Vicki,

You gave me my laugh for the day.

Lots of Hugs]
Janelle

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I wasn't patient. I guess I hit Post Comment three times. Sorry

Janelle

sbmly53

This could be me -
at any moment. Yikes!!

Sue

laughs_a_lot

yup
It could be me too.

Jobi

Boy did I need that laugh!
Thank you for making me laugh on such a crappy day!!!!
Bravo!
Dorene

Muschi

SIROD said:

Love It!


Gosh, VickiSam that sounds like me. I am always going to the wrong car and wondering why it won't unlock! I will never buy a light grey or silver colored car again! Next car will be bright orange with bright yellow daisies!

Thanks for the chuckle.

Doris

"stolen"
Years ago I went to Wal Mart with a friend of mine and I had used my husbands big truck,(his toy) maybe he had it only for a couple of month, color white. When we were leaving and I looked for the truck, it was NO were to be seen. I almost got sick to my stomache. All I could think how mad my husband would be (of course not at me but HIS truck to be stolen). Anyway, I wanted the security officer call the police because I was sooooo sure the Truck was in that isle. A lady heard that commotion and asked me if I would take a ride in her car to look around, maybe I was mistaken. I just did so to satisfy the security officer because he really didn't want to call the police just yet. Well the lady asked me what to look for and there was a truck just looking like mine and as we got closer it WAS mine. Boy was I embarrassed!!!! I still had to get back to pick up my friend and they all smiled, I was just waiting for the Wal Mart guy to say "I told you so".This time I make sure to remember the number of the isle where I park.
Ilona

lolad

I cant believe
that you are still doing the monday jokes!! Good for you!! I havent been on here for a long time. It is great to see that you are still here and i hope all is going good for you!
take care
Laura

Jean 0609

Just reading Monday joke on Friday
Love it! Sounds so familiar! LOL

xoxo

disneyfan2008

thanks...copied and sent via
thanks...copied and sent via email to many today...cute



Denise

lizzie17

cute
some days I worry that might be me !!