Joke .. for Monday ...

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VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1
I did get a chuckle from this ...


An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got in the back-seat by mistake."

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  • Frankie Shannon
    Frankie Shannon Member Posts: 457
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    You made my Monday lol

    You made my Monday lol

    Hugs Frankie
  • SIROD
    SIROD Member Posts: 2,194 Member
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    Love It!


    Gosh, VickiSam that sounds like me. I am always going to the wrong car and wondering why it won't unlock! I will never buy a light grey or silver colored car again! Next car will be bright orange with bright yellow daisies!

    Thanks for the chuckle.

    Doris
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
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    Good One
    Vicki,

    You gave me my laugh for the day.

    Lots of Hugs]
    Janelle
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
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    Good One
    Vicki,

    You gave me my laugh for the day.

    Lots of Hugs]
    Janelle
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
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    Good One
    Vicki,

    You gave me my laugh for the day.

    Lots of Hugs]
    Janelle
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
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    Different Ballgame said:

    Good One
    Vicki,

    You gave me my laugh for the day.

    Lots of Hugs]
    Janelle

    3 Identical Posts
    I wasn't patient. I guess I hit Post Comment three times. Sorry

    Janelle
  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 Member Posts: 1,522
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    This could be me -
    at any moment. Yikes!!

    Sue
  • laughs_a_lot
    laughs_a_lot Member Posts: 1,368 Member
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    yup
    It could be me too.
  • Jobi
    Jobi Member Posts: 211
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    Boy did I need that laugh!
    Thank you for making me laugh on such a crappy day!!!!
    Bravo!
    Dorene
  • Muschi
    Muschi Member Posts: 85 Member
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    SIROD said:

    Love It!


    Gosh, VickiSam that sounds like me. I am always going to the wrong car and wondering why it won't unlock! I will never buy a light grey or silver colored car again! Next car will be bright orange with bright yellow daisies!

    Thanks for the chuckle.

    Doris

    "stolen"
    Years ago I went to Wal Mart with a friend of mine and I had used my husbands big truck,(his toy) maybe he had it only for a couple of month, color white. When we were leaving and I looked for the truck, it was NO were to be seen. I almost got sick to my stomache. All I could think how mad my husband would be (of course not at me but HIS truck to be stolen). Anyway, I wanted the security officer call the police because I was sooooo sure the Truck was in that isle. A lady heard that commotion and asked me if I would take a ride in her car to look around, maybe I was mistaken. I just did so to satisfy the security officer because he really didn't want to call the police just yet. Well the lady asked me what to look for and there was a truck just looking like mine and as we got closer it WAS mine. Boy was I embarrassed!!!! I still had to get back to pick up my friend and they all smiled, I was just waiting for the Wal Mart guy to say "I told you so".This time I make sure to remember the number of the isle where I park.
    Ilona
  • lolad
    lolad Member Posts: 670
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    I cant believe
    that you are still doing the monday jokes!! Good for you!! I havent been on here for a long time. It is great to see that you are still here and i hope all is going good for you!
    take care
    Laura
  • Jean 0609
    Jean 0609 Member Posts: 2,462
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    Just reading Monday joke on Friday
    Love it! Sounds so familiar! LOL

    xoxo
  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
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    thanks...copied and sent via
    thanks...copied and sent via email to many today...cute



    Denise
  • lizzie17
    lizzie17 Member Posts: 548
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    cute
    some days I worry that might be me !!

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