How to Live Fovever

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
I met a fairy today that would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

"Fine," I said, "Then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their ****!"

"You crafty ****," said the fairy.

Comments

  • aysemari
    aysemari Member Posts: 1,596 Member
    Hahhaa
    Great one! Thank you, what a great way to start my day.
    Grinning cheek to cheek.

    Thanks a lot!

    Ayse
  • skipper54
    skipper54 Member Posts: 936 Member
    aysemari said:

    Hahhaa
    Great one! Thank you, what a great way to start my day.
    Grinning cheek to cheek.

    Thanks a lot!

    Ayse

    Needed that this morning!
    I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.
  • missrenee
    missrenee Member Posts: 2,136 Member
    skipper54 said:

    Needed that this morning!
    I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.

    I like it!
    That oughta be a really long time (a, like never)!

    Hugs, Renee
  • SueRelays
    SueRelays Member Posts: 485
    LOVE IT!!!!

    LOVE IT!!!!
  • mamolady
    mamolady Member Posts: 796 Member
    Excellent!
    I loved this!


    Cindy
  • mwallace1325
    mwallace1325 Member Posts: 806
    mamolady said:

    Excellent!
    I loved this!


    Cindy

    That's great
    I loved that. Thanks.

    marge
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    Love it!!!

    Love it!!!
  • poplolly
    poplolly Member Posts: 346
    Thanks so much for that good
    Thanks so much for that good laugh. The only thing that's awful is that it's true!!

    Judy
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    poplolly said:

    Thanks so much for that good
    Thanks so much for that good laugh. The only thing that's awful is that it's true!!

    Judy

    I so enjoyed this .. Margo
    Thank you .. !

    Vicki Sam
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    missrenee said:

    I like it!
    That oughta be a really long time (a, like never)!

    Hugs, Renee

    Like it!
    Like it!