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Tell the Truth

tommaseena
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A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a taxi on Seymour
> >> Street in Vancouver . It was raining and all the prostitutes were
> >> standing under the awnings.
> >>
> >> "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
> >>
> >> "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
> >>
> >> The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell
> >> him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for
> >> money.."
> >>
> >> The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"
> >>
> >> His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
> >> those women have?"
> >>
> >> "Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.
> >> Street in Vancouver . It was raining and all the prostitutes were
> >> standing under the awnings.
> >>
> >> "Mom," said the boy, "what are all those women doing?"
> >>
> >> "They're waiting for their husbands to get off work," she replied.
> >>
> >> The taxi driver turns around and says, "Geez lady, why don't you tell
> >> him the truth? They're hookers, boy! They have sex with men for
> >> money.."
> >>
> >> The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, Mom?"
> >>
> >> His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers in the affirmative.
> >>
> >> After a few minutes, the kid asks, "Mom, what happens to the babies
> >> those women have?"
> >>
> >> "Most of them become taxi drivers," she said.
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Vancouvertommaseena said:No
No I'm from Maine---Close to Canada though!!!
I live in Vancouver, so this joke was that much funnier -
Loved this one too!smilingdeb said:That was a good one
That was a good one. Thank you for making me laugh cause I needed it
Hugs,
Deb
Jan
Loved this one too!
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