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Grandmothers don't know everything--laugh

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
in Breast Cancer #1
Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days.
He'd been playing outside with the other kids, when he came into the house
and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the
same bedroom and one is on top of the other?' She was a little taken aback,
but she decided to tell him the truth. 'Well, dear, it's called sexual intercourse.

Oh, Little Tony said, 'OK,' and went back outside to play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't
called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's mom wants to talk to you.'
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  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 CSN Member Posts: 1,522
    #2
    Oh my, oh my
    They are all good, but what a belly laugh I had from this one - thank you! I needed it.

    Sue
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  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 CSN Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    #3
    sbmly53 said:

    Oh my, oh my
    They are all good, but what a belly laugh I had from this one - thank you! I needed it.

    Sue

    LOL! Good one!

    LOL! Good one!
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  • Annette 11
    Annette 11 CSN Member Posts: 380
    #4
    Omg, that is so cute!! I
    Omg, that is so cute!! I have read 3 of your jokes this morning...what a great way to start my day. I also like them because they are not tooo long.
    Hugs
    Annette
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  • jnl
    jnl CSN Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #5
    Annette 11 said:

    Omg, that is so cute!! I
    Omg, that is so cute!! I have read 3 of your jokes this morning...what a great way to start my day. I also like them because they are not tooo long.
    Hugs
    Annette

    I like the shorter jokes too!
    LOL! Love this one!


    Leeza
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  • skipper54
    skipper54 CSN Member Posts: 936 Member
    #6
    jnl said:

    I like the shorter jokes too!
    LOL! Love this one!


    Leeza

    pretty cute
    I'm still giggling over this one.
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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #7
    skipper54 said:

    pretty cute
    I'm still giggling over this one.

    Tee hee ...
    :)

    Vicki Sam
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  • Kat11
    Kat11 CSN Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #8
    VickiSam said:

    Tee hee ...
    :)

    Vicki Sam

    Thats good
    I'm sending that to my daughter in law.
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