Fractured Dictionary - I think you will laugh!
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Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter A cook that leaves Arby's for McDonalds.
Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney buh-lo-nee Where some hemlines fall.
Paradox par-uh-doks Two physicians.
Parasites par-uh-sites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Polarize po-lur-ize What penguins see with.
Primate pri-mat Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Rubberneck rub-er-nek What you do to relax your wife.
Selfish sel-fish What the owner of a seafood store does.
Burglarize bur-gler-ize What a crook sees with.
I hope you get a little chuckle or laugh from these!
Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl What a bullfighter tries to do.
Baloney buh-lo-nee Where some hemlines fall.
Paradox par-uh-doks Two physicians.
Parasites par-uh-sites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Polarize po-lur-ize What penguins see with.
Primate pri-mat Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
Rubberneck rub-er-nek What you do to relax your wife.
Selfish sel-fish What the owner of a seafood store does.
Burglarize bur-gler-ize What a crook sees with.
I hope you get a little chuckle or laugh from these!
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I laughed! Thanks!laughs_a_lot said:cool
Makes you think and laugh at the same time.
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I laughed! Thanks!
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