Fractured Dictionary - I think you will laugh!

susie09

Arbitrator ar-bi-tray-ter A cook that leaves Arby's for McDonalds.

Avoidable uh-voy-duh-buhl What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney buh-lo-nee Where some hemlines fall.

Paradox par-uh-doks Two physicians.

Parasites par-uh-sites- What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Polarize po-lur-ize What penguins see with.

Primate pri-mat Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

Rubberneck rub-er-nek What you do to relax your wife.

Selfish sel-fish What the owner of a seafood store does.

Burglarize bur-gler-ize What a crook sees with.


I hope you get a little chuckle or laugh from these!

VickiSam

Susie .. I loved this!
Thank you so much! I am a big fan of 'Rubberneck'

Vicki Sam

Ritzy

VickiSam said:

Susie .. I loved this!
Thank you so much! I am a big fan of 'Rubberneck'

Vicki Sam

These are cute Susie!
These are cute Susie! Thanks!


Sue

laughs_a_lot

cool
Makes you think and laugh at the same time.

Megan M

laughs_a_lot said:

cool
Makes you think and laugh at the same time.

I laughed! Thanks!
Hugs,
I laughed! Thanks!



Hugs, Megan