And then the fight started...we've seen these before, but they still make me laugh! Hope you laugh a

chenheart

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When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive ... so, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....
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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at
home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'she's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God! 'says my wife, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started.....
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I rear-ended a car this morning.

So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!'

So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'

And then the fight started.....

jennytwist

Hee-hee
-I just got done writing on your post from yesterday - and as always, you are here, making us feel good, being positive and making us laugh! You are such an inspiration - thanks for the jokes - my son is just now going in for surgery (torn acl) - I might send them his way for recovery!
take care
much love,
-Jenny

Lighthouse_7

HA HA Oh Chen,
You don't
HA HA Oh Chen,
You don't know how much I needed a laugh today!
You now have ESP along with your great wit?
Thanks so much. Hope you are doing well today.
Hugs,
Wanda

Gabe N Abby Mom

Thanks for the laugh!

Thanks for the laugh!

Bella Luna

Those were a real HOOT!
Those were a real HOOT! Thanks for the laugh, made me smile too.
BL

KathiM

Can you hear me laughing?????
....All the way from The Netherlands....

Knuffels, Kathi

aysemari

And then the fight started... HAHAHAA
I was expecting something entirely different, these
are hillarious!! Thanks for sharing.

Hugs,
Ayse

VickiSam

aysemari said:

And then the fight started... HAHAHAA
I was expecting something entirely different, these
are hillarious!! Thanks for sharing.

Hugs,
Ayse

LOL
Seriously~!


Vicki Sam

jendrey

VickiSam said:

LOL
Seriously~!


Vicki Sam

...
well, then which one are you --- is particularly funny to me. Everyone thinks I look like Snow White with my newly grown hair! LOL