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VickiSam
VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1
.... still smiling!

A bottle of wine

A man entered his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table ,
he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be
sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the
gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a
Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank.
But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.
Just send the bottle back."
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  • pinkkari09
    pinkkari09 CSN Member Posts: 877 Member
    #2
    That's awesome!! Love It,
    That's awesome!! Love It, thanks for the laugh!!
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  • Bella Luna
    Bella Luna CSN Member Posts: 1,578 Member
    #3
    pinkkari09 said:

    That's awesome!! Love It,
    That's awesome!! Love It, thanks for the laugh!!

    Too funny. Thanks for the
    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
    I
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  • pokrydi
    pokrydi CSN Member Posts: 99
    #4
    Bella Luna said:

    Too funny. Thanks for the
    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
    I

    love it

    love it
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  • mollyz
    mollyz CSN Member Posts: 756 Member
    #5
    Bella Luna said:

    Too funny. Thanks for the
    Too funny. Thanks for the laugh.
    I

    Great
    Thanks for the smile we all needed that
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  • meena1
    meena1 CSN Member Posts: 1,003
    #6
    mollyz said:

    Great
    Thanks for the smile we all needed that

    Hahaha, funny joke!! even
    Hahaha, funny joke!! even funnier is the fact that it looks like it was flagged! uhoh
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  • natly15
    natly15 CSN Member Posts: 1,941
    #7
    Vicki I agree with Meena it
    Vicki I agree with Meena it is funny and even funnier that it was flagged, you bad girl. :)
    Love ya cousin Vicki
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  • Jennifer1961
    Jennifer1961 CSN Member Posts: 137
    #8
    Funny!

    Funny!
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  • Jennifer1961
    Jennifer1961 CSN Member Posts: 137
    #9
    natly15 said:

    Vicki I agree with Meena it
    Vicki I agree with Meena it is funny and even funnier that it was flagged, you bad girl. :)
    Love ya cousin Vicki

    Oh Vicki, you're in trouble
    Oh Vicki, you're in trouble now! (keep up the good work!)
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  • Marsha Mulvey
    Marsha Mulvey CSN Member Posts: 597 Member
    #10
    Jennifer1961 said:

    Funny!

    Funny!

    3"
    Hmmmm, VERY FUNNY!!!!!
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  • chenheart
    chenheart CSN Member Posts: 5,159 Member
    #11
    LOL...read this while you
    LOL...read this while you can~ I too notice it evidently offended someone, so no doubt the Powers That Be will be removing this soon! I for one am offended by cancer...can we flag that instead??? If only the Powers That Be could remove cancer from our lives!
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  • aysemari
    aysemari CSN Member Posts: 1,596 Member
    #12
    Didn't see that one coming!
    Too funny VickiSam.

    By the way I love your new picture. It looks like that
    roller coaster we speak about on here.

    Hugs,
    Ayse
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  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia CSN Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #13
    Very funny! Thanks for a
    Very funny! Thanks for a good laugh.
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  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom CSN Member Posts: 2,413
    #14
    Love the new photo! and the
    Love the new photo! and the joke! Thanks for sharing.
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  • Jean 0609
    Jean 0609 CSN Member Posts: 2,462
    #15
    Thanks VickiSam,
    I really need this laugh!!!!

    xoxo,
    Jean
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  • laughs_a_lot
    laughs_a_lot CSN Member Posts: 1,368 Member
    #16
    Cuteski.

    Cuteski.
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  • linpsu
    linpsu CSN Member Posts: 747
    #17
    ha-ha
    Loved it!
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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #18
    linpsu said:

    ha-ha
    Loved it!

    Flagged .. Give me a break ...
    If a posting is racy (no cussing involved, here) .. go ahead and skip over it .. don't flag it ...

    If a posting is insulting, .. don't read it! Go about your business, and read another post. I believe this is called ...

    FREEDOM OF SPEECH ..

    We come from all backgrounds, ages, women of color, our educational backgrounds vary .. as do our personal views.

    a flagged .. Vicki Sam
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  • lizzie17
    lizzie17 CSN Member Posts: 548
    #19
    VickiSam said:

    Flagged .. Give me a break ...
    If a posting is racy (no cussing involved, here) .. go ahead and skip over it .. don't flag it ...

    If a posting is insulting, .. don't read it! Go about your business, and read another post. I believe this is called ...

    FREEDOM OF SPEECH ..

    We come from all backgrounds, ages, women of color, our educational backgrounds vary .. as do our personal views.

    a flagged .. Vicki Sam

    flagged? lighten up
    we all need a laugh and i chose to read it and LOL. :) thanks.
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  • aisling8
    aisling8 CSN Member Posts: 1,627 Member
    #20
    lizzie17 said:

    flagged? lighten up
    we all need a laugh and i chose to read it and LOL. :) thanks.

    Ooh la la
    VickiSam was flagged!

    That's why I like her:)

    xoxox
    Victoria
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  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow CSN Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #21
    I for one loved it!
    And, I was not offended. Keep 'em coming. No pun intended.
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