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Something to make you smile, today :)

VickiSam
VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
in Breast Cancer #1
.... still smiling!

A bottle of wine

A man entered his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular table ,
he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby....all alone.

He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be
sent over to her, knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this from the
gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a note over to the man.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants.

The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it read:
"Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a BMW 850iL, and a
Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty million dollars in the bank.
But, not even for a woman beautiful as you, would I cut off three inches.
Just send the bottle back."
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