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pinkflutterby
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The Kiss
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when
he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive,
he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous, Why are you committing suicide?"
The girl says,"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley when
he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops.
"What are you doing?" he asks.
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive,
he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked
"Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does.
After she's finished, the biker says,
"Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous, Why are you committing suicide?"
The girl says,"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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Oh my goodnessdisneyfan2008 said:good one..too funny!
good one..too funny!
This is funny! Libby, you brought a smile to everyone's face with this one!
Sue
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