10 husbands and still a virgin? I apologize if you are an attorney, but, this is a good HA HA

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Comments

  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    good one...!

    good one...!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    LOL!!
    Thanks for the big chuckle, Susie!! That's a good one.
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    MyTurnNow said:

    LOL!!
    Thanks for the big chuckle, Susie!! That's a good one.

    HA HA
    Very funny! Thanks!



    Sue :)
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991

    good one...!

    good one...!

    Hilarious!
    This is hilarious! Husband # 7 and Husband # 9 really got me laughing!


    Angie
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    Ritzy said:

    HA HA
    Very funny! Thanks!



    Sue :)

    Thanks Susie
    Hopefully this husband will work out! LOL
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    DebbyM said:

    Thanks Susie
    Hopefully this husband will work out! LOL

    Very Funny!

    Very Funny!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    Sher43009 said:

    Very Funny!

    Very Funny!

    I love this! Funny stuff
    I love this! Funny stuff Susie!


    Hugs, Debby
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    DebbyM said:

    I love this! Funny stuff
    I love this! Funny stuff Susie!


    Hugs, Debby

    Pretty, funny! LOL
    Thanks for thinking of us.


    Vicki Sam
  • survivorbc09
    survivorbc09 Member Posts: 4,374 Member
    VickiSam said:

    Pretty, funny! LOL
    Thanks for thinking of us.


    Vicki Sam

    This is a good one! Thanks
    This is a good one! Thanks for sharing!



    Jan
  • Noel
    Noel Member Posts: 3,095 Member

    This is a good one! Thanks
    This is a good one! Thanks for sharing!



    Jan

    ROFLMAO!
    ♥ Noel

    ROFLMAO!

    ♥ Noel
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    Noel said:

    ROFLMAO!
    ♥ Noel

    ROFLMAO!

    ♥ Noel

    Ditto to what Noel said.

    Ditto to what Noel said.