Just a Funny ....

VickiSam
VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Just for funny ....LOL


CEO -- Chief Embezzlement Officer.

CFO -- Corporate Fraud Officer.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the
market keeps crashing.

BROKER -- What my broker has made me.

STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell.

STOCK ANALYST -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets
equally between themselves.

FINANCIAL PLANNER -- A guy whose phone has been disconnected.

BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.

CASH FLOW-- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

YAHOO -- What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.

WINDOWS -- What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought
Yahoo @ $240 per share.

INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

PROFIT -- An archaic word no longer in use.

Comments

  • DianeBC
    DianeBC Member Posts: 3,881 Member
    #2
    LOL! Thanks VickiSam!

    LOL! Thanks VickiSam!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #3
    DianeBC said:

    LOL! Thanks VickiSam!

    LOL! Thanks VickiSam!

    these are priceless, just
    these are priceless, just priceless.
  • RE
    RE Member Posts: 4,591 Member
    #4
    :-) :-)
    Oh my thank you for the laughs, those were wonderful!

    RE
  • SusanEliz
    SusanEliz Member Posts: 50
    #5
    These are great
    I'll be showing them the CFO in my company on Monday!

    Thanks for the laugh!

    Susan

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