Church fart

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
An elderly couple are attending church services.

About halfway through, she writes a note and Hands it to her husband.

It says, " I just let out a silent fart, What do you think I should
do?"

He scribbles back , " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Comments

  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer CSN Member Posts: 1,184
    #2
    This is a great way to start
    This is a great way to start the morning ( with jokes not farts ) You crack me up LOL
  • Marcia527
    Marcia527 CSN Member Posts: 2,729
    #3
    As we get older we can
    As we get older we can relate more and more with these 'older' jokes.
  • Katz77
    Katz77 CSN Member Posts: 598
    #4
    Bahahaha
    That was probably one of my most favorite. Thanks
  • Jean 0609
    Jean 0609 CSN Member Posts: 2,462
    #5
    Love it!
    Too funny. thanks.
  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 CSN Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    #6
    still laughing..

    still laughing..
  • cinnamonsmile
    cinnamonsmile CSN Member Posts: 1,187 Member
    #7
    thanks for the jokes. they
    thanks for the jokes. they are fun to read and look for
  • Heatherbelle
    Heatherbelle CSN Member Posts: 1,226 Member
    #8
    Bahahaha THAT'S a good one
    Bahahaha THAT'S a good one ;)
  • carkris
    carkris CSN Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #9
    Heatherbelle said:

    Bahahaha THAT'S a good one
    Bahahaha THAT'S a good one ;)

    hehe loved it!

    hehe loved it!
  • sbmly53
    sbmly53 CSN Member Posts: 1,522
    #10
    I so enjoy your funny posts,
    I share 'em with hubby - he loves them, too.

    Sue
  • Mama G
    Mama G CSN Member Posts: 762
    #11
    sbmly53 said:

    I so enjoy your funny posts,
    I share 'em with hubby - he loves them, too.

    Sue

    Chinese proverb:
    Man who fart in church sit in his own pew.

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