~~~~~This Is Your HO HO HO HA HA HA For Christmas~~~~~

susie09
susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking." The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on." God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow. A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat. The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again." God answered, "it is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates. About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy new pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?" The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL! I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and, those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!


I thought this was hilarious! I hope all of you do too! Merry Christmas!


♠♣ Christmas Susie ♠♣

Comments

  • jo jo
    jo jo Member Posts: 1,175 Member
    #2
    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!
  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 Member Posts: 602 Member
    #3
    jo jo said:

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    Love it.
    I'm sending this to my sister--she delivers "meals on wheels" LOL!
  • Ritzy
    Ritzy Member Posts: 4,381 Member
    #4
    Sher43009 said:

    Love it.
    I'm sending this to my sister--she delivers "meals on wheels" LOL!

    I am still laughing!
    ROFLMAO! You are right, this is hilarious! Thanks Christmas Susie!
  • DebbyM
    DebbyM Member Posts: 3,289 Member
    #5
    jo jo said:

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    HA HA!
    Meals on wheels! I love this!
  • Angie2U
    Angie2U Member Posts: 2,991
    #6
    jo jo said:

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    LOL...Susie thats so cute!!

    Too funny!

    Too funny!
  • ladyg
    ladyg Member Posts: 1,577
    #7
    Very Cute
    I love it!
  • susie09
    susie09 Member Posts: 2,930
    #8
    Sher43009 said:

    Love it.
    I'm sending this to my sister--she delivers "meals on wheels" LOL!

    I think your sister will
    I think your sister will love this Sher!
  • momofbcb
    momofbcb Member Posts: 22
    #9
    So cute

    So cute
  • Different Ballgame
    Different Ballgame Member Posts: 868
    #10
    A Good One
    Susie,

    I love the Meals on Wheels, Very clever.

    Hugs,
    Janelle
  • tommaseena
    tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
    #11
    Different Ballgame said:

    A Good One
    Susie,

    I love the Meals on Wheels, Very clever.

    Hugs,
    Janelle

    Laugh
    Thanks for the laugh.
    Hugs,
    Margo
  • Kylez
    Kylez Member Posts: 3,761 Member
    #12
    Different Ballgame said:

    A Good One
    Susie,

    I love the Meals on Wheels, Very clever.

    Hugs,
    Janelle

    Omg I love this! Hugs,
    Omg I love this!



    Hugs, Kylez
  • jnl
    jnl Member Posts: 3,869 Member
    #13
    momofbcb said:

    So cute

    So cute

    This is a good hohoho
    This is a good hohoho hahaha.

    Leeza
  • Heatherbelle
    Heatherbelle Member Posts: 1,226 Member
    #14
    oh that is just too cute!
    oh that is just too cute! sounds like my cat Jack - he ate one of my daughter's goldfish last week...
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #15
    Heatherbelle said:

    oh that is just too cute!
    oh that is just too cute! sounds like my cat Jack - he ate one of my daughter's goldfish last week...

    Took me a minute .. too early in California
    but I enjoyed! .. Funny and cute


    Vicki Sam
  • Alexis F
    Alexis F Member Posts: 3,598
    #16
    VickiSam said:

    Took me a minute .. too early in California
    but I enjoyed! .. Funny and cute


    Vicki Sam

    I am ha ha haing and ho ho hoing!
    Very funny!



    Lex
  • Mom_Of_Many
    Mom_Of_Many Member Posts: 5
    #17
    Alexis F said:

    I am ha ha haing and ho ho hoing!
    Very funny!



    Lex

    Very funny!!!
    Living out in the country, we have 10 barn cats that hang around our back door waiting for us to empty our mouse traps from in the house (I do feed them some cat food also). Especially this time of yr. with the snow & cold weather (down to 9 degrees!), I can imagine my cats & kittens saying that too. Thanks for sharing - laughing helps to get through the rough days:) Cyndi

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