Holy E Mail Funny for Today

fauxma
fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
HOLY EMAIL


One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. So He called St. Michael and sent him to earth for a time.

When Michael returned, he told God, 'Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not.

God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had better send a second Archangel down to get another opinion.' So God sent St. Gabriel to earth for a time.

When Gabriel returned he went to God and said, 'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good.'
God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, and give them a little something to help them keep going.

Do you know what the e-mail said?







Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't get one either.

Comments

  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #2
    Good one, Stef!
    For the record, I didn't get that email either or perhaps I deleted it by mistake. LOL! Thanks for the chuckle!
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #3
    the email said. . . .
    heidi, you are an amazing woman, one of my best works. i am happy to say your picture is in my wallet. love, god
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #4
    heidijez said:

    the email said. . . .
    heidi, you are an amazing woman, one of my best works. i am happy to say your picture is in my wallet. love, god

    Heidi,
    I had to read this
    Heidi,
    I had to read this twice to realize that you got the email. LOL And of course, he would have a picture of you in his wallet. You added something great to this funny.
    Stef
  • cindycflynn
    cindycflynn Member Posts: 1,132 Member
    #5
    It figures!
    I didn't get one either!

    Glad you did - Heidi!

    ;-)
  • aisling8
    aisling8 Member Posts: 1,627 Member
    #6
    cindycflynn said:

    It figures!
    I didn't get one either!

    Glad you did - Heidi!

    ;-)

    Good one, Heidi
    But really, his wallet?? Come on, don't be silly.

    I know, I'm just upset cause you got an email and I didn't.

    xo
    Victoria
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #7
    aisling8 said:

    Good one, Heidi
    But really, his wallet?? Come on, don't be silly.

    I know, I'm just upset cause you got an email and I didn't.

    xo
    Victoria

    LOL I am going to steal
    LOL I am going to steal this!
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #8
    carkris said:

    LOL I am going to steal
    LOL I am going to steal this!

    Carkris,
    Go ahead I did and
    Carkris,
    Go ahead I did and that probably explains why I didn't get the email. Stealing. LOL
    Stef
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #9
    fauxma said:

    Carkris,
    Go ahead I did and
    Carkris,
    Go ahead I did and that probably explains why I didn't get the email. Stealing. LOL
    Stef

    heehee! you make me laugh!!
    heehee! you make me laugh!!

    p.s. OMG! i can't believe how beautiful the angel looks - i haven't seen it out of the box!!!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #10
    heidijez said:

    heehee! you make me laugh!!
    heehee! you make me laugh!!

    p.s. OMG! i can't believe how beautiful the angel looks - i haven't seen it out of the box!!!

    heeeeehe ...
    Thank you .. Vicki
  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #11
    heidijez said:

    heehee! you make me laugh!!
    heehee! you make me laugh!!

    p.s. OMG! i can't believe how beautiful the angel looks - i haven't seen it out of the box!!!

    Heidi,
    They are so beautiful
    Heidi,
    They are so beautiful and delicate and yes, they were even prettier when I took them out of the box. Glad I was able to post the picture.
    Stef

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