Not Very Punny, Part 1...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

7. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, It's Not Unusual."

8. Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," says Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaims

Comments

  • fauxma
    fauxma Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #2
    I just woke up and decided
    I just woke up and decided to check in and there were funnies here for me. Thanks for the laugh and I'm going back to bed with a smile on my face.
  • disneyfan2008
    disneyfan2008 Member Posts: 6,583 Member
    #3
    smile...!

    smile...!
  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #4
    I love them. The antennas
    I love them. The antennas one is my favorite--very cute!
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #5
    Thanks, Margo, I'm still
    Thanks, Margo, I'm still smiling!!
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    #6
    Thanks for my morning laugh!

    Thanks for my morning laugh!
  • lynn1950
    lynn1950 Member Posts: 2,570
    #7
    Like em all....especially
    Like em all....especially no. 5. xoxoxo
  • beetle25
    beetle25 Member Posts: 150 Member
    #8
    lynn1950 said:

    Like em all....especially
    Like em all....especially no. 5. xoxoxo

    LOL - Thanks for the laughs

    LOL - Thanks for the laughs
  • webbwife50
    webbwife50 Member Posts: 394
    #9
    I love #6 and 8, thank you
    I love #6 and 8, thank you for the smiles...hugs alison
  • carkris
    carkris Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #10
    webbwife50 said:

    I love #6 and 8, thank you
    I love #6 and 8, thank you for the smiles...hugs alison

    so funny!

    so funny!
  • Kat11
    Kat11 Member Posts: 1,931 Member
    #11
    carkris said:

    so funny!

    so funny!

    Thanks for the laugh

    Thanks for the laugh
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #12
    Kat11 said:

    Thanks for the laugh

    Thanks for the laugh

    Margo .. Thanks for the laugh .. I've been in bed for
    several days with a cold/flu .. so I truly enjoyed this very funny posting ..


    Vicki Sam
  • phoenixrising
    phoenixrising Member Posts: 1,508
    #13
    Hey thanks Margo, they were
    Hey thanks Margo, they were good!!

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