Chemo has made me stupid!
Mary
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I've never had chemo and I make stupid mistakes
Just the other day, I put salt in a recipe of chocolate chip cookies instead of sugar...mmmmmm how delicious...
Then I went out of the house with a panti-liner in my hair that my cat had put in my hat...when I took my hat off, there it was....
Finally, on the airplane flight home, one of those stupid toilet seat covers got caught in my jeans...and I sounded like a paper mill in my **** as I walked down the aisle. It was lovely...
2 out of 3 cups of liquid makes sense to me....I would have eaten it...0 -
Lisa, the panti-liner isLisa13Q said:I've never had chemo and I make stupid mistakes
Just the other day, I put salt in a recipe of chocolate chip cookies instead of sugar...mmmmmm how delicious...
Then I went out of the house with a panti-liner in my hair that my cat had put in my hat...when I took my hat off, there it was....
Finally, on the airplane flight home, one of those stupid toilet seat covers got caught in my jeans...and I sounded like a paper mill in my **** as I walked down the aisle. It was lovely...
2 out of 3 cups of liquid makes sense to me....I would have eaten it...
Lisa, the panti-liner is pretty funny. Sorry. Here's one that will make you feel like it's not such a big deal, by comparison.
Years ago, I went on a girls' getaway to Vegas. One of the "girls" was a friend-of-a-friend that I really, really did not like very much - very full of herself. Our group was seated close to the front, so Miss All-That-And-A-Bag-Of-Chips had a looong hike to the bathroom, at the rear of the plane. She came bopping back to her seat, and as she passed my row, my seatmate and I realized that she had managed to get the tail of her skirt tucked into the waistband of her underwear, thus mooning about 200 people.
Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
Carlene0 -
Bad cat!Lisa13Q said:I've never had chemo and I make stupid mistakes
Just the other day, I put salt in a recipe of chocolate chip cookies instead of sugar...mmmmmm how delicious...
Then I went out of the house with a panti-liner in my hair that my cat had put in my hat...when I took my hat off, there it was....
Finally, on the airplane flight home, one of those stupid toilet seat covers got caught in my jeans...and I sounded like a paper mill in my **** as I walked down the aisle. It was lovely...
2 out of 3 cups of liquid makes sense to me....I would have eaten it...
Quality!! Lisa I am LMAO !! Naughty **** cat!0 -
What, huh?joan60 said:Duh
Its the chemo, it took me 5 tries to work the atm machine the other day one would think I never used one before, plus my spelling is really baad!
Laughing alot at myself!!
Joan
I find my memory is horrible right now. I have always felt that I am a bit absent minded but it is worse now. Let's see what can I blame it on? Age (62), menopause (went through that), stress (what could I possible be worried about?) or could it be chemo?
The good news is that the last 8 1/2 months are becoming a blur. It just feels like I have lost a chunk of time. So some things I am glad to forget.
Karen0 -
Yeah, chemo is making me ...
Yeah, chemo is making me ... uhhh, ummm what were we talking about?0
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