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Lines That Make You Smile, Part 2..

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
16. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!

17. Wrinkled Was NOT One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up!

18. Procrastinate Now!

19. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21. A journey of a thousand miles must, begin with a cash advance.

22. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23. He who dies with the most toys, is nonetheless DEAD.

24. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

25. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

26. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

27 .The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.

28 .I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

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