How To Install A Home Security System...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans, a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several NRA magazines.

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads: 'Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim, I went to the gun shop for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood.

PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside!!'

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  • canjuncutie
    canjuncutie Member Posts: 131
    #2
    I like
    Thanks
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #3
    Loved it, Margo!! Keep 'em
    Loved it, Margo!! Keep 'em coming.
  • winsomebulldog
    winsomebulldog Member Posts: 117 Member
    #4
    LOL! Needed that this
    LOL! Needed that this morning!


    Might not work where I live, though, since hubby has a friend he calls Bubba and EVERYONE around here has a gun. LOL

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