A Duck Walks Into A Bar...

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of lager and a ham sandwich.

The landlord looks at him and says, "But you're a duck."

"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.

"And you talk!" exclaims the landlord.

"I see your ears are working," says the duck, "Now can I have my beer and my sandwich please? I'm working on the building site across the road," explains the duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks. Then one day the circus comes to town. The ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the landlord says to him, "You're with the circus aren't you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!"

"Sounds marvelous," says the ringleader, "get him to give me a call."

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the landlord says, "Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!"

"Yeah?" asks the duck. "Sounds great, where is it?"

"At the circus," says the landlord.

"The circus?" the duck inquires.

"That's right," replies the landlord.

"The circus? That place with the big tent? With all the animals? With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle," asks the duck.

"That's right!" says the landlord.

The duck pauses for a moment with a confused look on his face and replies:

"What the heck would they want with a plasterer?"

Comments

  • fauxma
    fauxma CSN Member Posts: 3,577 Member
    #2
    Chalk up another winner to
    Chalk up another winner to Margo. LOL
    What a great way to start the morning.
    Stef
  • heidijez
    heidijez Member Posts: 441
    #3
    a duck walks into a bar and
    a duck walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks. the bartender serves the drink and says that will be $7.50 the duck says, just put it on my bill!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    fauxma said:

    Chalk up another winner to
    Chalk up another winner to Margo. LOL
    What a great way to start the morning.
    Stef

    I agree ... what a great way to start my day ..
    Thank you for starting my morning, with a smile..


    ❥ ❥ Vicki Sam ❥ ❥
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #5
    heidijez said:

    a duck walks into a bar and
    a duck walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey on the rocks. the bartender serves the drink and says that will be $7.50 the duck says, just put it on my bill!

    heheheehe .. Heidi ...
    ❥ ❥ Vicki Sam ❥ ❥

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