A Straight Shooter...

tommaseena
tommaseena Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?" The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles."

The bartender does this and watches the manslug one down, then the next, then the next,and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served.

Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking. "You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "Wow, what do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies:

"I have a dollar."

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  • padee6339
    padee6339 Member Posts: 763
    #2
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #3
    ROFLMAO!!
    And, then he went to jail!! Thanks, Margo, that was great!
  • survives
    survives Member Posts: 254 Member
    #4
    MyTurnNow said:

    ROFLMAO!!
    And, then he went to jail!! Thanks, Margo, that was great!

    Oh, how funny!!
    Gotta send this off...just too funny! ROFLMAO
  • Gabe N Abby Mom
    Gabe N Abby Mom Member Posts: 2,413
    #5
    Thanks for the laugh this
    Thanks for the laugh this morning!
  • VickiSam
    VickiSam Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #6
    Gabe N Abby Mom said:

    Thanks for the laugh this
    Thanks for the laugh this morning!

    heheheheheheeee ... gotta share this one!
    Thanks, Miss Margo :D


    Vicki Sam

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