THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR
tommaseena
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?'
To which she replied, 'There certainly is!'
(Are you ready? This is a beauty...)
'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'
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Comments
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So are we still considered
So are we still considered blonde when our hair and brows and lashes (oh and that area too) fall out? How many of us blondes went out and got a red wig? Hmmm?? I know I did...I see you, eyes on you....0 -
Good One
I love Blond jokes even though I had brown hair and now have silver hair. Typically, this one made me laugh, especially since I am on the computer a lot.
Hugs,
Janelle0 -
Very funny. ThanksDifferent Ballgame said:Good One
I love Blond jokes even though I had brown hair and now have silver hair. Typically, this one made me laugh, especially since I am on the computer a lot.
Hugs,
Janelle
Very funny. Thanks0 -
Oh that was a good one! I
Oh that was a good one! I needed that. Bless you, bless you--I think we all need our Tommaseena laugh of the day--you are better than green tea!0
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