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The Perfect Husband...

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello."

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$90,000."

MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too." The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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  • smalldoggroomer
    smalldoggroomer CSN Member Posts: 1,184
    #2
    Thanks for a good start to
    Thanks for a good start to the day. Were do you get such good jokes!!! i love them.
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  • Sher43009
    Sher43009 CSN Member Posts: 602 Member
    #3
    smalldoggroomer said:

    Thanks for a good start to
    Thanks for a good start to the day. Were do you get such good jokes!!! i love them.

    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Sooo funny.
    HaHaHaHaHaHaHa! Sooo funny. Thanks.
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  • tommaseena
    tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
    #4
    smalldoggroomer said:

    Thanks for a good start to
    Thanks for a good start to the day. Were do you get such good jokes!!! i love them.

    joke of the day
    Joke of the day.com

    Not all of them are good so somedays I don't post one.

    Margo
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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #5
    tommaseena said:

    joke of the day
    Joke of the day.com

    Not all of them are good so somedays I don't post one.

    Margo

    Thanks again for sharing ....
    Vicki Sam
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  • CypressCynthia
    CypressCynthia CSN Member Posts: 4,014 Member
    #6
    I love your jokes. They
    I love your jokes. They crack me up!
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  • carkris
    carkris CSN Member Posts: 4,553 Member
    #7
    CypressCynthia said:

    I love your jokes. They
    I love your jokes. They crack me up!

    sounds like the perfect guy
    sounds like the perfect guy to me!
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  • Lighthouse_7
    Lighthouse_7 CSN Member Posts: 1,566 Member
    #8
    carkris said:

    sounds like the perfect guy
    sounds like the perfect guy to me!

    Love this joke! Don't know
    Love this joke! Don't know how I missed it.
    Thanks for the big smile.
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