Great Truths Learned During Childhood...

tommaseena

Great Truths Learned During Childhood...

* No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

* When your Mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

* If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

* Never ask your 3-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

* You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

* Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.

* Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

* Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.

* Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.

* School lunches stick to the wall.

* You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

* Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. No matter how cute the underwear is.

Sher43009

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My father was great for
I am fortunate to have come from such a great set of parents and learned just how REAL the world could be. My mother a palliative nurse and father businessman so we talked all this and politics and religion at our table. I actually feel it all helped to get me through what I have had to just knowing there is this flow to life and also learning the Art of Breathing...
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