Bag test shows its just stinky air

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Kerry S
Kerry S Member Posts: 606 Member
edited March 2014 in Colorectal Cancer #1
One of the fun parts of being old and retired is you just have fun with all the time on your hands. I fully admit that at times I am 67 going on 15.

This morning the bag was as usual like the Goodyear blimp. I took a big hypodermic needle, just poked thru the top of the bag and sucked out the air. Then I just lit up my lighter and pushed the contents of the hypodermic needle out into the flame.

Damn, not the flame thrower that I had hoped for! I guess that with an ileo there is not enough time to make methane gas. One would think, with all that smell, there would be flammable gas there.

Kerry
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  • maglets
    maglets Member Posts: 2,576 Member
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    darn
    darn Kerry...I thought maybe you could become a new rocket scientist....yes hired by NASA....I figure....750,000 would be a good starting salary for an old fart....teheheh


    mags
  • ktlcs
    ktlcs Member Posts: 358
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    maglets said:

    darn
    darn Kerry...I thought maybe you could become a new rocket scientist....yes hired by NASA....I figure....750,000 would be a good starting salary for an old fart....teheheh


    mags

    I Have to say
    You have one of the best senses of humor I have ever come across! Who else would think to try to make a flame thrower out of their bag! I am LMAO

    Kathy
  • VivianGB
    VivianGB Member Posts: 46
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    Kerry you are a riot!!!!
    Kerry you are a riot!!!!

    Thanks for the morning chuckle!

    Viv
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    I still think it would be a
    I still think it would be a pretty lethal weapon, without the flames.
  • Annabelle41415
    Annabelle41415 Member Posts: 6,742 Member
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    Funny
    Did you amuze your wife by showing her too :) You have to be a stitch to live with - great sense of humor.

    Kim
  • pepebcn
    pepebcn Member Posts: 6,331 Member
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    Annabelle41415 said:

    Funny
    Did you amuze your wife by showing her too :) You have to be a stitch to live with - great sense of humor.

    Kim

    Kerry it can be dangerous!
    I remember certain problems a friend of me had when we where kids!LOL!
    Have fun!
  • Lovekitties
    Lovekitties Member Posts: 3,364 Member
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    So funny!
    Leave it to you to give that a try...still laughing.

    Sorry you didn't get the hoped for result, but am curious if you are going to continue to use this method of removing gas build up in the future.

    Also was wondering if the hole left by the needle was big enough to continue to let the gas out.

    Thanks so much for keeping us laughing!

    Marie who loves kitties
  • khl8
    khl8 Member Posts: 807
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    Lovekitties said:

    So funny!
    Leave it to you to give that a try...still laughing.

    Sorry you didn't get the hoped for result, but am curious if you are going to continue to use this method of removing gas build up in the future.

    Also was wondering if the hole left by the needle was big enough to continue to let the gas out.

    Thanks so much for keeping us laughing!

    Marie who loves kitties

    Kerry!
    I love you!!!! You
    Kerry!
    I love you!!!! You have the best sense of humor!!!! thanks for the laugh!

    Kathy
  • coloCan
    coloCan Member Posts: 1,944 Member
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    khl8 said:

    Kerry!
    I love you!!!! You
    Kerry!
    I love you!!!! You have the best sense of humor!!!! thanks for the laugh!

    Kathy

    Kerry: Never, ever try that with bag still attached to body
    you might send a valued member off into space.......steve
  • HollyID
    HollyID Member Posts: 946 Member
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    Too bad. Maybe you would
    Too bad. Maybe you would have gained some air -- taken you off your feet a little.

    Maybe you could have welded something with that. LOL

    You make me laugh!!

    Holly
  • dixiegirl
    dixiegirl Member Posts: 1,043 Member
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    HollyID said:

    Too bad. Maybe you would
    Too bad. Maybe you would have gained some air -- taken you off your feet a little.

    Maybe you could have welded something with that. LOL

    You make me laugh!!

    Holly

    You crack me up
    How funny. I love the sense of humor!

    Beth
  • sheri22
    sheri22 Member Posts: 273
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    That takes imagination
    That took some imagination and funny too
    Sheri22
  • coolvdub
    coolvdub Member Posts: 408 Member
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    sheri22 said:

    That takes imagination
    That took some imagination and funny too
    Sheri22

    I love it
    Kerry,

    You crack me up, I'm glad I didn't have a mouth full of anything when I read this. I laughed so hard it would have been all over the computer. Thanks for making me LMAO.

    Don
  • Lori-S
    Lori-S Member Posts: 1,277 Member
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    Kerry
    Our resident functional scientist and entertainer all rolled into one! ☺
  • Nana b
    Nana b Member Posts: 3,030 Member
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    Lori-S said:

    Kerry
    Our resident functional scientist and entertainer all rolled into one! ☺

    Did you suck the air out of
    Did you suck the air out of the bag with your mouth.....no way Ugh! I don't have bag, well I have Coach bag but I am sure we are not talking about the same thing......

    Ugh! Kerry, you and my husband would get along well! He has my 2 year grand daughter saying, "poochi Nana." Even when it's him tootin!
  • herdizziness
    herdizziness Member Posts: 3,624 Member
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    Kerry
    As usual, you crack me up.
    You and one of my ex's would have been great buddies if you would have met up. Peas in a Pod. ROFLMAO!!!
    Winter Marie
  • Lilmiss82
    Lilmiss82 Member Posts: 257 Member
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    herdizziness said:

    Kerry
    As usual, you crack me up.
    You and one of my ex's would have been great buddies if you would have met up. Peas in a Pod. ROFLMAO!!!
    Winter Marie

    Oh Kerry,
    How is it that you are always able to put a smile on my face no matter what mood i'm in?! Thanks for starting my day off full of laughter Melissa :)
  • Unknown
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    Lilmiss82 said:

    Oh Kerry,
    How is it that you are always able to put a smile on my face no matter what mood i'm in?! Thanks for starting my day off full of laughter Melissa :)

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  • Sundanceh
    Sundanceh Member Posts: 4,392 Member
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    unknown said:

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    Thought I Smelt Something....
    ...the other day...and now I know:)
  • AnneCan
    AnneCan Member Posts: 3,673 Member
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    Graci is right
    And can you imagine the headlines? Not a good way to go!

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