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Performance Evaluations, Part 2...

tommaseena
tommaseena CSN Member Posts: 1,769
edited March 2014 in Breast Cancer #1
(18) "He would argue with a signpost."

(19) "He has a knack for making strangers immediately."

(20) "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

(21) "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

(22) "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, ..... he's the other one."

(23) "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

(24) "A prime candidate for natural deselection."

(25) "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

(26) "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming"

(27) "Has two brains: one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

(28) "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

(29) "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

(30) "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans."

(31) "It's hard to believe that he beat 1,000,000 other sperm to the egg."

(32) "One neuron short of a synapse."

(33) "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge;..... he only gargled."

(34) "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes."

(35) "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
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  • MyTurnNow
    MyTurnNow CSN Member Posts: 2,686 Member
    #2
    LOL!!
    These are great, Margo. Some of them I had never heard before and I have to admit I am still laughing. Thanks for the humor!!
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  • sparkle1
    sparkle1 CSN Member Posts: 242
    #3
    Thanks for putting a smile
    Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. Feeling a bit down today.
    Sparkle
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  • VickiSam
    VickiSam CSN Member Posts: 9,079 Member
    #4
    sparkle1 said:

    Thanks for putting a smile
    Thanks for putting a smile on my face this morning. Feeling a bit down today.
    Sparkle

    LOL .. I used to work with this guy, honestly
    he was my boss!


    Vicki Sam
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