Performance Evaluations, Part 1...

tommaseena

(1) "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom.....and has started to dig."

(2) "His men would follow him anywhere, ....... but only out of morbid curiosity."

(3) "I would not allow this employee to breed."

(4) "This employee is really not so much of a 'has-been', but more of a definite 'won't be'."

(5) "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

(6) "When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

(7) "He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle."

(8) "This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

(9) "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

(10) "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

(11) "This employee should go far, ..... and the sooner he starts, the better."

(12) "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together."

(13) "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

(14) "He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless."

(15) "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

(16) "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

(17) "He's been working with glue too much."

smalldoggroomer

Hahahahahaha I love your
Hahahahahaha I love your jokes they always make my day!!! Keep em coming OK. LOL

fauxma

smalldoggroomer said:

Hahahahahaha I love your
Hahahahahaha I love your jokes they always make my day!!! Keep em coming OK. LOL

What is so funny about these
What is so funny about these is that some of them fit people I have worked with. Of course, someone could think some of them fit me. LOL
Stef

VickiSam

fauxma said:

What is so funny about these
What is so funny about these is that some of them fit people I have worked with. Of course, someone could think some of them fit me. LOL
Stef

Margo .. I wished I we could really say things like this
because we all 'work' with someone like this! Higher ranking, and all.


LMAO ..

Vicki Sam